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  1. yardhippie
    dirty. no really. damn dirty hippie. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  2. yardhippie
    Well do you get it? Ever? Over things? Me, Im freaking out just a little. I have a lost and wayward reserve PC and freebag, which will probably only be found long after the ravages of time and UV have pouded it into dust. My baby, my main, is now in the hands of UPS and the packing goriallas (allbiet fully insured) to get new lines put on and breathe new life into it. My poor container lies limp and unfulfilled in my gear bag, until my new PC and freebag get here. I am utterly alone for the first time in 5 years. No gear. No sir, I dont like it. but ssshhhhhh! we wont tell the others that im searching for replacements for them all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  3. yardhippie
    whats OBX? no really. I live under a rock. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  4. yardhippie
    I'm not a trained monkey or a stand-up comic. I don't perform on command. I said DANCE MONKEY! but you do pull things out of your ass on a regular basis at trivia! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  5. yardhippie
    Slappie is a fluffer? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    clickey Ive not heard of that lens, and neither am I a well versed camera guy. Its not one of the brands I see commonly at the DZ. Kenko, Diamond, and Sony being by far the most common. Id say for the price I'd look at a comparable Kenco from B & H or someone. Im running a .5 PRO kenko for over 500 jumps and it works perfect for outside work, tandems, and large inside work. Im lookin at going to a .42 for inside work. hope that helps just a little. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  7. yardhippie
    I just finished the flowers last night....obviously you didn't look closely. Brie yea yea. please forgive me for not staring more at you. We discussed this last weekend. its like staring at your sister, its just too wierd. Even if shes a hot sister, its wierd. actually now that i look again, very well done, and the layout flows well too.
  8. yardhippie
    I take em every morning along with a B-complex vitamin. Empy stomach, full stomach, no problem. Maybe the filler in the multi-vitamin doesnt agree with you somehow? just a guess. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  9. yardhippie
    well, ya took a while to post that one didnt ya! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  10. yardhippie
    a wrighting pen? a safety pin? (open or closed) a straight pen? ooooh, now a holding pen, THAT would hurt. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  11. yardhippie
    me first! I called it first. Take off you hoser! Hoser? HOSER? I have your HOSER - RIGHT HERE! More like a sprinkler! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  12. yardhippie
    PM's? no one pms me, but then again, I dont pm anyone either, so it works out well. If i send a pm its to someone its to someone i know, and usually a whas up, where ya at, what about... kind of question. so I'd say meh... I could be selective. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  13. yardhippie
    me first! I called it first. Take off you hoser! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  14. yardhippie
    you should buy your hippie a new canopy. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  15. yardhippie
    My hottie never has worn makeup. Every once in a while she might put on some lipstick or eye shadow, but only on "fancy" occasions. I dont like the make up. our admin assistant has the "drawn on" eyebrows. I think that looks freakish. au naturale please. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    Even if we're not jumping on Friday, we'll be at the beach. Laura, Adam, and me, at least. (In this scenario, the role of Yardhippie will be played by Adam.) This is a role I belive to be difficult for anyone to fill! I belive it to be in everyone best intrests that only trained professionals attempt such a feat, and that there shall be first aid at the ready! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  17. yardhippie
    Sweet! Now i just have to get my reserve PC and freebag, get my reserve repacked and my main relined... all in 3 weeks. Im still stoked! this is gonna rock! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  18. yardhippie
    it was hot a balls last weekend. 5 jumps 1 reserve ride 1 lost PC and free bag 1 main with 2 broken lines. 2 hours hiking in the hot ass woods. 1 kick ass party Sat. night. Thanks to all the visitors we had this weekend! We had a great group up from Gold Coast, and a couple of folks travelling through. It was great to meet you all! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  19. yardhippie
    so all men have dirty dicks? I dont know about the others but I take better care of my junk than other parts of my body. I like the mythbusters where the tested the '5 second rule' for food. The took sample from around their place: kitchen floor, counter, even the toilet seat. the toilet seat returned as having the least bacteria. Of, course. that dont mean i dont rinse before leave the pisser either. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  20. yardhippie
    Cardio with some weigh training. Im currently not working out, but when I was 4 to 5 days a week for 1 - 2 hours a day, I usually had about 45min of cardio and the rest resistance. Back then I felt great. Now Im 20 lbs heavier and and paying for it. Avoid junk food. Lots of fruits and water. Good luck. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  21. yardhippie
    I dont know. What kind of eyes are these? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  22. yardhippie
    I wouldnt throw her out of bed, unless she did it better in the floor. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
  23. yardhippie
    That 'll go over like a turd in a punch bowl. She's built like a brick shithouse. Fuck the fucking fuckers. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yardhippie replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    Do you find it catches on your pantyhose too? not the fishnet ones. What brand do you wear? they have brands!? and here Ive been sewing together old stinky fish nets I find at the docks?! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865
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    yardhippie replied to SarahC07's topic in The Bonfire

    Do you find it catches on your pantyhose too? not the fishnet ones. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865