CrazyIvan

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  1. Then again, God is the creator and can do and undo ANYTHING, let me illustrate with a little analogy, "Saving Private Ryan" good movie right?, ok, so, why the "hero" has to die at the end? why some of the soldiers who were helping to rescue Ptv. Ryan had to die? is in this case the "writer" a pathological case? NO, he "created" those characters and put them in those situations, in fact, if he wanted he could make them "dissapear". __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. I'll reply to that one later...I'm on my way home now.
  3. Do you know what this means? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. Ok, the accuracy of facts (history) are inacurate because there are no fixed dates or even "standard" calendars, therefore the differences on when Jesus did this or that for example. The interpretation part, is a little bit more complicated, since words can be taken in many ways, depending on the "interpreter" and that's the reason why some many religions or "sub-religions" such as Lutherans, Calvinist, Protestants, etc, because someone "didn't agree" with certain points of view and "created" a "custom" religion to fit them. In my opinion, religion is just a way to communicate with God, let say is a "language", in which no one is right or wrong, I always use this example, let say we have an apple, and there are 3 men from different countries, one speaks English, one French and the other Spanish, they will call the apple in their native tongues...which one is REALLY saying the REAL name of the apple NONE, because they speak different languages, but regardless of that the APPLE will remain an apple. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. Just a reminder, but the Bible IS NOT an accurate historical document or a "transcript" of events. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. We will never be able to understand things like that, and in certain instances there will be no possible explanation to us, and even if there is one we won't be able to comprehend or even SEE it in black and white as you suggest. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. I'm gonna give my opinion on this issue. First of all, God is the creator, the allmighty and he can do and undo anything, is HIS will and no one has a say on that. "Designing" an imperfect creature is not for God to amuse himself, but for US to endure and become better souls, so the next question would be: Why God wants that?, well, the answer is on the opening paragraph of my reply. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. You are absolutely right. For a relationship to work some vital ingredients are needed, without them, is a failure. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. DANG!!!!, that explains my crappy landings, I have a CANOPY and not a PARACHUTE, I'll call PD right now, they sold me something that is beyond my skill level __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. Well...first of all, a respectable geek would create a CLICKY __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. Yup, that's why I go to church every sunday. Funny story, I went one sunday and not many people were drinking the wine, so when I approached and started to sip, the priest whispered to me "Take a big one" I almost busted laughing, but as good catholic I am, I took a big one...nice buzz. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Did you hear about the new tattoo that McGreevey got above his ass? It says E Z Pass. They just changed the state bird. To the Swallow New Jersey just raised the terror alert to lavender. We know he didn't like Bush, but this is ridiculous. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish semen The New Jersey DMV now to call rear-end accidents "A McGreevey" Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much..... NY Post Headline - "McGreevey Goes Down" They changed all the signs on the New Jersey Turnpike to read "Now Entering Wayne" This gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box" The New Jersey Turnpike has been renamed the Hershey Highway. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. You're a coke-head my friend. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. Ok, let me see how I do: I'm plugged to the internet almost all day, or playing Doom 3, then go to work, WITH COMPUTERS, and hooked to the net of course, come back home by 2am, go to bed and repeat the routine. weekends, if the weather is nice I go to the dz, otherwise, repeat the routine above....DAMN!!!! I HAVE NO LIFE!!!! Oh, and in a few more weeks, I'll be unemployed, so, that routine will extend thru the day. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. I have no life. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. I'm petting "fluffy" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. DAMN!!!, I wish my teachers at my school told me that....all those Kittens would die for a reason AND I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. M...I...C...K...E...Y....M-O-U-S-E __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. Nice shots!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. What's your major malfunction numbnuts? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. Private Pyle, I wouldn't put my hands in piss for just anybody. I hope you appreciate that. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. I want it so sanitary and spotless and sparkling that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. Private Pyle, the doctors have certified you as a fatbody. With those tits on you, you belong in Playboy. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. You little scumbag. I got your name. I got your ass. You will not laugh. You will not cry. You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Get up!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.