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  1. CrazyIvan
    Oh well..in that case: 'Caravan load 12, 10 minutes call!!!!' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    WOOOO HOOOOO!!!! I'm leaving in 20 mins, THAT'S IT, I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. CrazyIvan
    Aaaawwwwww....that's sooooo sweeeet, someone please hand me a tissue __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. CrazyIvan
    AND BEER!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. CrazyIvan
    3 out of 5....not too shabby __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. CrazyIvan
    That's why I'm calling mine "BOOBIES." I figure there's room in that niche market. I'll be there OPENING day bro. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. CrazyIvan
    An effective method of torture: Feed the terrorist burritos, chili and lots of hot sauce, then a glass of milk, and hang the bastard naked HEAD DOWN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. CrazyIvan
    Well...you can always climb Mount Everest and jump off the summit, it's about that high. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. CrazyIvan
    My New Year's resolution is NO MORE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!!!. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. CrazyIvan
    1-800-TORQUEMADA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. CrazyIvan
    Muenkel Jump Invented by Rudolph H. Muenkel in 1978, the was drinking the night before, so he wore his jumsuit inside out, he exited the aircraft head down and pulled by ~2800 feet, he landed on his feet. If you believed that...I GOT YOU!!! I have no clue what that jump is all about!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. CrazyIvan
    Is it time to go home yet? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. CrazyIvan
    Ok...BOTH that's a fact...and BOOBIES Happy now? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. CrazyIvan
    If this ever happen to you, you better CHECK YOURSELF first. Clear your mind and let the Force flow thru you. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. CrazyIvan
    BOTH that's a fact. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. CrazyIvan
    I have one for you: If vegetarians eat vegetables, WHAT THE HELL DO HUMANITARIANS eat? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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    Why torture terrorist? no, no no, just shot them in the head, is faster and cheaper. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. CrazyIvan
    I've heard that is pretty dead there. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. CrazyIvan
    WORK ON WEEKENDS!!!! THAT'S INSANE!!!! OH NOOOO!!!! (unless is a side job and I'm getting paid CASH ) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. CrazyIvan
    Yup, I'd rather be 'goofy' and alive than 'cool' and dead. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. CrazyIvan
    Finish your AFF first, rent a rig and put some jumps on it, then, ask your instructors to get you a 'starter' rig (used) according to your weight/height, after ~100 you can start thinking in getting a new one. In my opinion, the rig should be the LAST item in your list, you better get a Jumpsuit, altimeter, goggles, gloves, helmet and an audible (leave the audible for last also, you better develop your altitude awareness to the max). __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. CrazyIvan
    So you are awarding us a medal? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. CrazyIvan
    I check my handles all the way to altitude, when I'm by the door, and when I deploy (after checking the canopy open) I keep my brakes stowed, look at my handles, grab them and then continue. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. CrazyIvan
    I got here at 8Am, but I think I'm gonna leave early, this place is so empty that when I fart...it echoes __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  25. CrazyIvan
    Wanna bet? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.