CrazyIvan
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POLITICALLY CORRECT....what a fucking joke!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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No problem __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Yes, quite. Try 54 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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A-hem...are you sure? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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I wonder if Drew would show her boobies again. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Excuse, fill it up PREMIUM please!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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paid pack job chop, lost main
CrazyIvan replied to bodypilot90's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Well, tipping helps, it shows some level of appreciation, NOT A BRIBE, don't get me wrong, yes you are right but an extra unexpected buck can make miracles, just my opinion. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. -
Get a shovel, duct tape and a shotgun. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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paid pack job chop, lost main
CrazyIvan replied to bodypilot90's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Best advise: ALWAYS TIP YOUR PACKER....AND TIP HIM/HER WELL. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. -
If your employer is paying...TAKE THEM ALL, it's their dime. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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LMFAO!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Getting MS products certifications, in my opinion, are a waste of time and money, because MS releases 'NEW' versions every other month so, if you get certified on MS SOME SERVER v1.0 in January, that will be useless on February because MS SOME SERVER 2.0 came out. I just get the new version, play with it FOR FREE and case closed. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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A GIRLS PRAYER: Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How BIG's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin, In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen A GUY'S PRAYER: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and likes to fish. Amen __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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That's f'd Up __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Jumpo Mucho __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Write this on a piece of paper and ask someone to read it OUT LOUD several times (oldie but goodie) AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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Any skydiving movie that has BOOBIES in it!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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You know why blondes don't eat bananas? Because that CAN'T find the zipper. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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You know why blondes drive BMW's? Because they CAN'T spell PORSCHE!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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How you call a BLONDE with a BRUNETTE wig? Artificial Intelligence.
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Cameron Diaz is cute, but....what's the deal with that HUGE mouth?, especially when she smiles __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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What's the problem?, not because you are unemployed doesn't mean that you CAN'T enjoy life. GET THAT JACUZZI RUNNING AND HOP IN!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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A joke is a joke, and it should be handled as such even if it's offensive or dumb. My 2Cents. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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A SEMI (if you know what I mean) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
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In my case, I can get paid to NOT to appear naked on camera. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.