CrazyIvan

Yup...buy a PC __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Short version: (HIM) You are not good enough for my daughter (ME) FUCK YOU!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Well...mine is self-explanatory __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Yup..and these __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Duct.bmp shovel.bmp

PRICELESS!!!! and so true. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Lucky you __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I don't know why you are wasting your time, I'll say it again, get a shovel, duct tape and a shotgun, keep it simple people!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I don't even want to know dude... I mean...I've seen a guy rush in and out the can...don't get me wrong __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

And what about 5339338 remember them? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I agree, but I've seen it happen. When I take a dump I TAKE A DUMP!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

On XboX? I think the controls for that game are the same as Obi-Wan. I just passed Obi-wan last night and I'm gonna rent Outcast this weekend. Does it have a multi-player option? Nope...for the PC __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

There is one more: The IN-A-HURRY dump: You are doing something important and you have to take a dump, you rush to the bathroom, drop your pants, BLAST IT, and leave it doesn't matter if you're done, some shit left your body, that's all it matters. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

True love?, that's been extinct for quite some time. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

D-I-V-O-R-C-E __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Amen to that. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Welcome to the club __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Any woman without make-up is totally UNRECOGNIZABLE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Cool Man! I Just watched Reign In Fire Last night on DVD!! Tonight, I'm playing This. ! ....

Temperatures 70 degrees and above Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear People in Minnesota go swimming in the Lakes. 60 above zero North Carolinians try to turn on the heat People in Minnesota plant gardens. 50 above Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. 40 above Italian & English cars won't start People in Minnesota drive with the windows down 32 above Distilled water freezes. Lake Superior's water gets thicker. 20 above Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold. 0 People in Miami all die... Minnesotians lick the flagpole. 20 below zero Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Minnesota get out their winter coats. 40 below Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door. 60 below Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Minnesota Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 80 below Mt. St. Helens freezes. People in Minnesota rent some videos. 100 below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 297 below Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products Cows in Minnesota complain about farmers with cold hands. 460 below ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Minnesota start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 500 below Hell freezes over. The Vikings win the Super Bowl! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I'm a Dragon!!! (1964) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Oh, no...those are BAD!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

If those are the kind of weapons afghanistan has...Why we worry? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Why HOMELESS girls are perfect dates? You can drop them ANYWHERE. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I don't give a damn, if it's funny, I'll laugh. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.