CrazyIvan

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  1. REALLY???!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  2. Definitely Photoshopped. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  3. Don't forget FLATULENCE. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  4. I wanted to get married, long time ago, but, not anymore, nowadays marriage is more like a business, money is the main concern, not feelings, to me is totally riculous scenes like this: Joe: I love you Jane...with all my heart Jane: I love you too Joe: LET'S GET MARRIED!!! Jane: OK!!! Joe: Excellent, call your lawyer to get the PRE-NUP ready Jane: you got it. Call me old fashion, but, where is the TRUST and real love?. sorry, I don't believe anymore, besides, you don't need to get married to be happy. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  5. BBBWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  6. BBWWWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  7. Amen to that. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  8. Maybe he meant Brazil, Indiana. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  9. And these the airlines that go thru Newark, NJ http://www.newarkairport.com/aviation/ealframe.htm __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  10. So far, only Delta and Continental EXPLICITLY name PARACHUTES, others (such as United Airlines, US Airways, Northwest) DO NOT say anything, just ALLOWED carry-on baggage or CERTAIN sport items. Let's keep researching. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  11. Good technique...it opened fine __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  12. Good idea __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  13. FORT WORTH, Texas, that explains everything. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  14. HELL NO!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  15. That depends on how it got burnt. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  16. I mean..I dunno why we make a big deal of "Mini Me" getting married, if MICHAEL JACKSON got married, pretty much anyone can. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  17. Ooops, I forgot to paste it...well, someone did it for me, thanks. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  18. Continental has a similer policy: Parachutes/Parasails Continental accepts sport parachutes and parasails in lieu of one piece of free baggage. A parachute or parasail taken onboard the aircraft must meet carry-on size restrictions for placement underneath an aircraft seat. When checked as baggage, all excess, oversize and overweight charges will apply. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  19. One thing he CAN'T do is to GO DOWN on her...he's ALREADY there. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  20. HA!! I'm aiming for Power lines next time, I'll be cumming with a thunder!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  21. "El Capataz" sounds good too. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  22. DAMN!!! I've just licked my monitor __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  23. Isn't it marriage the cause for heart attacks, substance abuse and alcoholism? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.
  24. No boobies. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.