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Thanks hon. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[NJ accent]I got your price RIGHT HERE!!!! [/NJ accent] __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Ding!! Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!, that's it. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

My prayers to him and his family. Indeed, very sad news. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Before exiting I spotted the DZ, after opening and checking the canopy someone 'moved' the DZ way to my left. Maybe I didn't explain that clearly...sorry. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

You're welcome...where's my hug? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

My mom use to say: I'm gonna water the petunias __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Hey SadSue...nice smile __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Yup, that's exactly what happened to me this afternoon. Sorry is kinda long. I went to the DZ to try my new Wings and Sabre2, sunny day, just beautiful, a light wind, we got on a load, got to altitude, exited, I was the last one since I was pulling high (5K) in order to try my new canopy, after pulling, the pilot chute was out, it took like 3 secs to open the container, a long snivel, opened and a minor line twist, and then OUT OF NOWHERE a fucking wind like you have no idea, turbulence all over the place, crabbing like a mofo, I looked down to search for other canopies NONE IN SIGHT, and...WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE DZ!!!???, suddenly I spotted it, started my downwind leg, my base leg was a ride of horror, and I also saw the other jumpers all over the fucking place, a lot of them OFF, my final approach was like a freefall with a canopy over my head, I was swinging like a rag doll and then BOOM!!! SPLAT!! the ground, I barely landed on my face, in fact, my forehead smacked the ground, THANK YOU BONEHEAD MINDWARP!!!, stood up, checked for damages, my head a little numb, a little scratch on my nose and all my teeth where they were supposed to be, picked up my canopy and walked to the packing area and my right shoulder started to hurt like a bitch, in fact, I can't raise my arm higher than my chin, I took some Motrin, put some Heat patches on and I'm post-whoring in pain now telling you my experience. I tell you people, those winds changed in SECONDS, I have to say, at my DZ Safety is always #1, and there is NO WAY IN HELL that they would let us jump in winds like that, even the tandems were fucked up, one person got hurt because of the wind, nothing major, but still was an injury. Well, there you have it, I'm grounding myself for a few days (DAMN DAMN DOUBLE DAMN!!) because this shoulder is killing me. Some last remarks, the Wings container is very comfortable, my Mindwarp didn't get even a scratch and my Tony suit just got dirty, no tears or anything, I couldn't really test my Sabre2 because I was too busy trying to save my ass. I need a hug. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Congratulations man!!!! (I'm sored but still can post-whore) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I can always get the 'bootleg' version off the net you know __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

That's because you don't know my brother's girlfriend, women like that DO exist. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Tomb Raider 1 was SLOW, and didn't like it, I had my doubts about this one, but now I'm sure...the movie blows then. Thanks for the tip, you just saved me $7 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Well thanks, but NO job yet __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I really like purple, yes, it is purple, the pic shows the wrong color. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Geeezzz!!!!. I've heard that a fart can take up to 10 mins to get out of asses that big. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I can't wait for the one here in NJ to open.

Hey!!...where's Mothra? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Are those CABBAGE PATCH babies?, they're still ugly. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Clicky: http://home.astrakan.hig.se/sax/rokka/files/staplerfahrer_klaus.wmv __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

I like this one better. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

THE ONE AND ONLY!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Just the pic. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

Actually I ordered a LightSabre2 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

My new WINGS, is here, home, with me, I'll jump it tomorrow, I can't wait. I wish I could do it today but I'm looking for...what's that word?.....mmmm.....mmm...OH YEAH!!!....a job! The color is purple (like the harness) but for some weird reason it looks blue, anyway, I'm sharing my happiness with you people. BEERS FOR EVERYONE!!!! Note: I have inside a Sabre2 150 and a PD reserve 143 and Cypres 2 __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.