ZigZagMarquis

You mean she threatened to have sex with you if you went skydiving? Or maybe she was bangin' someone else while he was out skydiving? ... seen that happen before.

Umm... could update things a bit...

http://www.aolnews.com/article/i-heart-boobies-bracelets-cause-stir-in-schools/19639177?test=latestnews AOL News (Sept 18) – Bracelets saying "I [Heart] Boobies" are creating a stir in American schools, with arguments exploding about sexual harassment, cancer awareness and snickering adolescents. The bracelets are the work of the Keep A Breast Foundation, a non-profit that aims to raise awareness about breast cancer. Schools from Utah to California to Minnesota find the frank use of a slang term for breasts too spicy for the schoolyard, and have instituted all-out bans or requested individual students to remove the bands. These bracelets are intended to encourage conversations about breast cancer, but students in some schools have been told they can't wear them. School authorities say that the bands can be bad for discipline, and even be interpreted as disrespectful toward women. "Wearing bracelets such as these opens up dialog between students that most adolescents are neither sophisticated nor mature enough to handle appropriately," Eisenhower Jr. High in Taylorsville, Utah, said in its school newsletter, a local Fox affiliate reported. "By disallowing them, we are eliminating the temptation to have inappropriate and potentially sexually harassing conversations." Keep A Breast defended its decision to include the word "boobies," saying that the bracelets are intended to provoke conversations on touchy subjects. The bracelets "act as an awareness-raising tool, allowing young people to engage and start talking about a subject that is scary and taboo and making it positive and upbeat," the organization said in an e-mailed statement. "We fully understand that the 'I Love Boobies' campaign is not for everyone, but we also feel that the word 'boobies' is not a four letter word." The bands, of course, touch on a deadly serious topic. More than 250,000 women in America will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year, according to Breastcancer.org. Wearing the bands could further the aim of Keep A Breast – to raise awareness of the condition. Some students also wear the bracelets out of respect for loved ones who have had the disease. "I wear mine because my cousin had breast cancer and so did my aunt," Aryn Clark, a junior at Bakersfield High School in Kern County, Ca, told a local NBC affiliate. But, as one commenter noted on the Fox affiliate website, breast cancer is not the only cancer that ruins lives. "I have several cancer survivors in my family, including breast cancer, colon and thyroid cancers," the commenter wrote. "I don't see too many folks wearing bracelets that say 'I love rectum' or 'I heart lymph'." On its website, Keep A Breast says that its goal it to increase awareness of the condition among young people in order to encourage them to "develop habits that will benefit their long-term health and well-being." Still, for some teenagers, the bands may be nothing more than a chance to show off a forbidden word in a school setting. "For guys I guess, it's just funny. We're just seeing how far we can get away with things at school I guess," Matthew Moorehead, a junior at Bakersfield High School told the NBC affiliate.

Some folks make a log book cover for their Rigger's Ticket project. You could make a 3-ring dog collar! Grab yourself a copy of the Para Gear Catalog, order some bits, find a sewing machine and get to work!

You mean you've never heard the one about why women smile so much in their wedding photos?

All it would take is 12 photos of y'all...

How do you know I have an AAD?

COMING SOON TO A DZ STORE NEAR YOU!! NEW for 2011!!! The all skymama, all the time, 2011 Calendar!

The Best Western in Perris used to be so-so to kinda-bad. Heard some had some bad experiences there at one of the JFTC events years back and that's why it doesn't (or at least didn't for awhile... haven't checked lately... appeared on Perris' web-site of local lodgings). Not sure how it is now since it switched over to being a Holiday Inn... I think?

Yeungling.... nom nom nom. I haven't had one of them since the last time I was at the dropzone. And it has been a while!! Well then grab your gear, sleeping bag, pillow and towel and head for the Drop Zone!!! DUH!!!

Strangely enough, no!! Wait, what's that Mike's Hard Lemonade shit? I like that!! Try pounding a bunch of Mickey's Big Mouths sometime!

I'll have to agree with you on this one. ... actually, the way I always heard it was, "Age and treachery always trumps youth and vigor!"

What!!?? You don't like malt-liquor?

Okay... Colt 45 instead!

Awh, come on! A case of Schlitz and you'd be set!

And you still haven't called me!!??!

... if the (skydiving) world were going to end tomorrow, you'd go back to belly flying?

Yeah... you must not know the Prey's Pray's very well...

They had a fairly decent website last year (09)... what happened this year?

... on YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjtmK6qJaUk

all she would need next is a 900 number. 1-900-soccermom? No! 1-900-sky-mama DUH!

mama needs one of these (see pic) for double hands-free pussy play AND telephone conversation AT THE SAME TIME!

Yeah... you must not know the Prey's very well...

Nice! Gonna climb like a scalded cat! How soon before new weight and balance? COOL!!! WE GET TO SCALD CATS DURING FLIGHT TEST OF JRs PT6-20 206!!! SIGN ME UP!!!! But seriously... Jr, I'm kinda surprised to see there's nothing tying the upper and lower reinforcement doublers together. Obviously not necessary ??? , but how did y'all come up with "how much" reinforcement was necessary?

Bart Simpson saying, "Don't have a Mal Man!" ... although I like the idea of a semi-naked hot looking cartoonish babe mural... maybe you could get mama or N@t to model!!??