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  1. ZigZagMarquis
    Get shorty!
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    I've seen her jump. It's very close to Mama Teresa. Are you saying mama lands like the mighty DoDo-Bird?
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    Drove past the hangar today after shooting. Looks like someone cleaned up the over-growth in the parking lot and fixed up the fence a bit.
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    My landings aren't consistent, I make sure my skin is fully covered on every jump! Motivation my dear, motivation...
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    * yawn * Let us know when skymama joins...
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    How about dressing up as Lutz and a Line-man / Power-line Utility worker?
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    What about a ball and chain?
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    What??? Do the French put the head-lamp on the back of their vehicles so they can retreat better at night???!!??
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    Yeah well, I'd still like to see N@t leathered up ridding her scooter through the chunnel all Laura Croft Tomb Raider like!
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    She probably doesnt want to take it over. After all, the steering is on the other side... Motorcycles have left and right steering???
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    So how are you going to get your scooter to France? Ride it through the chunnel?
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    Well... I'll give you that...
  13. ZigZagMarquis
    And armpits too. Very Mixed emotions here . . . So drop a roofie in her drink and then go to town on her with shaving cream and razor...
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    Is it too early in the morning for an an?? Grammer Nazi! Fixed it for ya!!
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    I still think legs are okay up to a point and then they make an ass out of themselves.
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    Pick one person / technique and try to stick with that until you "get it". I've seen a lot of newbs have problems packing and "try this", "try that", "try this other thing" from half a dozen or more would-be instructors and egos at the DZ and that becomes a big part of their issues.
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    Don't know N@t, I can't think of anything that would posses me to move to France. Why did you want to move there? Other then it sounds like you were just bored? Anyway, you also said... ... you've elsewhere admitted to basically done exactly that (IMO), so, how did that work out for you? Maybe there's your answer to this?
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    " .................................................................... Agreed! But is you rehearse the process enough -dozen times -on the ground, you can reduce the chance of that - brain malfunction - to near zero. Okay. So what DO you DO, main side or reserve side, if the student pulls out the main PC, but doesn't let go of it... ... and what DO they teach in the AFF ICC for this?
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    Damn! Here I thought this thread was going to be about Dale Stuart and her "blankie" in the back of the Otter in winter...
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    Duh - In flight Pin Check. Yeah, well, this tread reminds me of several discussions from years gone by of freshly minted static line jumpmasters discussing what to do with an unconscious student in tow... whether to John Wayne it down the static line with hook knife clenched in teeth, take hold of the student, cut the static line, dump the students reserve and then try to save oneself... of just cut the student's static line from safety of the airplane and hope the student's AAD works. Either situation dealt is shitty.
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    Boobies make me happy!
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    OK, I get your point. Yes. She might turn you into a Newt! I'm thinking the witch skills could be very handy...
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    ... and you miss mine... good witch... bad witch... two sides of the same woman... now aren't they all that way... a little?... But, yes, I get your point about readheads... mmmmm...
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    They're the same woman...