ZigZagMarquis

Highlander 2

Pussy Wagon

http://www.bing.com/search?q=testicular+implants+before+and+after+photos&qs=AS&sk=AS2&pq=testicular+implants&sc=8-19&sp=3&FORM=QBLH&cvid=e0daf485c7594cc5b19ee11f900f133c Back on topic... Amazon knows her junk!

Wait... P5, you're not really a medic, are you? I've yet to meet an EMT, Medic or Nurse that hasn't seen some seriously weird shit wrt to a guy's junk. How do I know, I used to date a nurse and she always had the sickest, "guess what we rolled on this past week" stories on the ride to altitude!

Holy Sheeeeeeep!

Han shot first!

Not FUBAR, FURRY!

So, I Googled "Hot Norwegian Snowboarder" and found this... seriously.

Crab dudes for Deadliest Catch

Wood

Word!

Here they are!

Now that's just stupid.

WRONG!

Trains!

Snake!

Leopard

Yeah, I guess to you the 90s is ancient history.

handjob

Quite possibly the worst investment a man could ever make. So true! The guy who pays for that rarely gets to enjoy them! Hey! Help a brother out!! Pay it forward!

Where the option, "Put money towards girlfriend's boob-job"!??!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-a-XSJb390 Little bag of bones been out all night Little bag of bones been out all night Can you hear him scratchin at the screen door Can you hear him sratchin at the screen door Little bag of bones been out all night He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his head He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his rain soaked hide He's circlin' 'round my ankle He's circlin' 'round my ankle He needs some pettin' and lovin' on his hide, hey kitty won't ya come inside Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it (8x) Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Lost in his little yellow round eye Lost in his little yellow round eye Pussy purrin' and lookin' so satisfied Kitty rear up and scratched me through my jeans Kitty rear up and scratched me through my jeans Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night Fuck you kitty you're gonna spend the night OUT SIDE Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it (8x) Touch it Want to touch it (7x) Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty touch it Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it