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  1. I have a Body Sport Free-Fly suit that needed a new zipper put in it. I called them and spoke with a guy and he said for me to send it out. I shipped it out and was told that it would only take 2 weeks at the most to have it back in my hands again. That has been almost 2 months ago. I have called them more times than I can count and left message after message. Nobody will call me back or answer the phone. I am starting to wonder if they went out of business or have lost my suit. Does anyone have any knowledge they can share or help get me in contact with them? I just want my suit back and fixed. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  2. Oh, I thought you meant the connector in the back. The "thing" on the front is the lens. It gets its power from the camera. It is probably a fairly low lux lens on the camera. If you take it off, the camera will not function correctly. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  3. Looks like it could be some sort of BNC style video jack. Most of the ends I put on coax is a "Snap and Seal" connector. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  4. Just ran across this article that had a really cool pic with it. Not really sure what it has to do with the article, but hey, SKYDIVE!!! http://blogs.wsj.com/independentstreet/2008/08/21/social-networking-common-mistakes-small-businesses-make/ Blue Skies, Jeremy
  5. I got tired of my wife's dog running around the house this morning while I was trying to get ready for work. I got on to him several times and it just did not work. I had to stop him, so I shot him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F49O5Xad_M Blue Skies, Jeremy
  6. Check it out, an informational video about April 23rd being "F*ck The Earth Day". http://www.break.com/index/fck-the-earth-day.html Blue Skies, Jeremy
  7. My wife and I were sitting around the DZ talking about jumping out of helicopters. I have made a few jumps from them, but she has not. I would like for her to be able to make her first helicopter jump this summer. Anyone know anyone or anywhere? We are in Alabama and are willing to travel. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  8. Mine says PC GEEK. I run a computer repair shop in AL. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  9. I found this website a long time ago. I have lots of tickets in my car that I hand out from time to time. http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/ Blue Skies, Jeremy
  10. I think this would hurt too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIcfcAKxRMA Blue Skies, Jeremy
  11. Might want to look at these posts I found. http://forum.utorrent.com/viewtopic.php?pid=299166 http://forum.utorrent.com/viewtopic.php?pid=21742 Or use this link that might help you out. http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=utorrent+kills+wireless&btnG=Google+Search Blue Skies, Jeremy
  12. You can always drive a little and come visit us at Skydive Alabama in Cullman, AL. We have a King Air and a 182. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  13. I would suggest a small can of gas and a match or two and that should solve all the problems with that truck. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  14. Sorry for the missed url clicky thingy. Someone should flog me. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  15. Wow, that is great! Just when I thought I had seen everything. Thanks. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  16. I really do not understand everything in this video, but it is really quite odd. I am not really sure why I keep watching this over and over again. It really has a good beat to it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0fvQQtkqoA Blue Skies, Jeremy
  17. I am going to be in Paris, France towards the end of July or the start of Aug. 2008 for work. I really do not know how crowded it is there during the race. Anyone know what to expect or the dates in which it will start and possibly end this year? I went to the website and it says July 27. Not sure if that is the start date or what. Any help would be nice. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  18. Yeah! I get to come up and play too at Skydive Alabama that weekend. Be bringing my hot wife as well. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  19. Check out this site, http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com. I hand out these lovely tickets when I see need to. Great fun. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  20. I have been using his books for a while and it has really helped a lot. Gives good advice on what to do. I really suggest his knowledge. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  21. Might be NSFW, just wanting to make sure. I found this and am just throwing it out there for reading or discussion. 50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice. 6. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you. 7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it. 8. Using Cosmo as a sex bible. I dont know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling. 9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you. 10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing. 11. Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself. 12. Not shaving your legs. Im pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor. 13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that shit if you want him to spend any time down there. 14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted. 15. Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads. 16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall". 17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it's just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut, you shouldn't be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr High. 18. Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to come, its his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy. 19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun. 20. Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. Theres an awesome raw energy when you only have 20 minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed against the wall. Readjust your thinking. 21. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it's an invitation, don't look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt. 22. Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know for a fact that getting them off isn't always easy. Help a brother out. 23. Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either. 24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work. 25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move. 26. Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier. 27. Being too afraid to guide your partner's hand when hes touching you. Don't like the way he's doing it? Gently take his hand and show him how you like it. 28. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its your choice to stop, but don't look all fucking surprised when he's confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen? 29. Refusing to let him take control. So your a feminist. Big fucking deal. Letting him call the shots doesn't make you any less of one. 30. Refusing to take control. Its ok to crawl across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's not his responsibility to start things all the time. 31. Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have things like backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are fun to kiss and touch. You miss a lot of good places by concentrating solely on his penis. 32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don't ignore them. 33. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess. 34. Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty fuck you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view. 35. Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll. I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to break, sister. So doing it against the wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle at the memory. 36. Refusing to try things in the name of "making love". You're not making anything. You are naked. With another person. Making strange faces and weird noises. Stop romanticizing it. 37. Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters. 38. Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a 3 some. Its the American dream. (I know my ex is reading this right now, so a quick interjection. One request for a 3 some is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Know the difference). 39. Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water. 40. Nails. Its one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. Its another when you snag the goods with a claw. 41. Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen. Thats the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and cant jizz and be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores. 42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't. 43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know its not working, he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego. 44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you. 45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don't care what Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises. 46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have 541510630 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash. 47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really fucking you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be. 48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it. 49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok. 50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order. That is all. Blue Skies, Jeremy
  22. Not quite the Keys, but leaving in the morning for Sunny Tampa and then to Orlando for some tunnel time! YEAH BABY! Blue Skies, Jeremy
  23. Great video clip. http://www.break.com/index/let_the_bodys_hit_the_floor.html Blue Skies, Jeremy
  24. Cool, my company is putting me up in the Marriot on Canal St., am I going to have a hard time getting to and from the quater? Blue Skies, Jeremy
  25. I have to go to New Orleans on a business trip. My wife is going to be coming with me and has never been there before. I thought about going to the Cafe Du Monde and eating some of their goodies. Is the area still messed up or is it back up and working? Blue Skies, Jeremy