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  1. :8:0 Great weather on Saturday. Semi-great weather today. Pilot circled over clouds for 40 minutes on a load and got everybody Hypoxic (probably him too). Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  2. But that was in 1975. She was jumping a round. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  3. Now where did I put those fireworks and the potato gun. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  4. Oh Goody!!! Postal Rodriguez (Bastard son of Raya de luz) -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  5. Things will work themselves out. It'll be better tomorrow. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  6. What he said. It will make you susceptible to every new virus that comes down the pipe. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  7. Be sure to wear what you are wearing in your avatar picture when you put your rig on. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  8. Make sure they have the forms first. When I moved to Buffalo the PO in the West Village in Manhattan was out of forms. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  9. 0:7:1 Beer for first tracking dive. I sucked. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  10. Speaking of luggage etc. Is it possible to ship some of my "stuff" to Eloy in advance of my arrival? Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  11. EXCELLENT. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  12. I'm available,and as Bonnie Raitt said "Let's give them something to talk about". Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  13. The Devil made me do it. -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  14. Anglia Zestril. Not bad. -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  15. Patrick North -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  16. Rough translation of Airmail = Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  17. Yes. I have a hyperactive Vegus nerve. When I get the Flu and get stomach cramps, my brain sends signals to the cramps to relax. My heart gets the signals too and slows down and has several times stopped. Usually it's for about 3 seconds and has always restarted by itself. It's pretty freaky when it happens. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  18. Hey, then he'll be my bastardo half brother cause you're my Mama too. Kewl. The family grows. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  19. Internet Postmaster for a large bank. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  20. Congrats to you both. How soon before he can fly jumpers? Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  21. It's a virus. The way it works is the virus on the infected machine goes to the address book and gets 2 addresses - one becomes the sender address and one becomes the recipient address. In these cases you were the sender and a bunch of other people were the recipients. Just delete them. Postal Rodriguez -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  22. 0:6:0 Great weekend. Did mostly sitflying, but 1 6 way RW jump. P- -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  23. Please forward this Message to all your friends My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody hires crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to people you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow, horrible death and then burn forever in hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take five damn minutes to forward this to all your friends so they can feel guilt and shame about ignoring a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew on me and try to bury its turds in the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that very much. Thank You, Billy "Smiles" Evans P.S. You can send money to the person who sent you this, because that person is very trustworthy -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  24. Mmmmmm....Mirage tent..... what went on at Rantoul stays at Rantoul.....Chuck P- -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342
  25. Geez Mujie. Can't you rotate your avatar 90 counterclockwise. I'm getting dizzy looking at it. P- -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342