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  1. a marine buddy of mine was saying that the Aussies would be out on patrol w/them and they would lay waste to the local omnivore heards, ostrich or some shit, you should here him tell the story, you'd fall down laughing. he also mentioned that you could not shoot directly at people but their craft, with that gun. he said that the animals just fucking blew up when they were tagged, raining animal meat everywhere, also mentioned getting knocked down from percussion from aerial assists that would drop their payload a little too close, i think his exact words were "fucking beautiful" again, I was falling down laughing... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  2. lay it on me. skydivetheworld2002@yahoo.com danka. Kyle Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  3. "I still talk to my finger, but now it's through bitches stomach linings" -smut peddlers Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  4. i'll be the 10th sticky/sticky Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  5. bump Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  6. check this film out at www.hypnotic.com or do a yahoo search for (Breakfast in Tokyo ) this is supposed to be the funniest shit around. I got home and found around 30 links to it , but could not get it to boot on my mac... it's got some "dont be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood" type humor but asian. let me know if it's as funny as my buddy said it was, and email me a copy or some shit Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  7. i like both boobies. Moving in tandem in big 360's and sometimes helping them along with a playful smack. it's also cool to tap them both at the same time and make Left Boobie/Right Bobbie slap each other some skin. know what I'm sayyin mang? if ya didn't get chaffed, you're not parting like a rock star Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  8. squeeze the air out of it. and tightnen cap. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  9. homewrecker! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  10. at least a DZ ghetto has rigs, what the hell would anyone do with a bunch of other scrubs w/o plumbing, running water tooth paste, and supper otters and rigs and shit. can you imagine spooning with some chick who braids her armpit hair to pass the time? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  11. i ran into some dirty hippy in 95 who was on his way to Brazil to create an Ewok village, with 10-20 other dirty hippies.. escapism @ best, more likely just plain scared of the real world. Jim Jones/ charlie manson at worst.. But with a bunch of white kids w/drums, and sage and patchouli an shit... WTF Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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    la chi chi's grande. toco me pene Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  13. How You DOOiinnn?!!!? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  14. that you got a DUI. Thats what my boss asked me today. I said "what DUI" he says, "the one you got in November" me: "ohh that DUI", "ahhh I was planning on never" boss: don't sweat it, but you got to go see the DAPA, and what blah blah blah...... I ran an arrow at 5:00 in the morning after a BBQ and got thrown in the klink for a day. Fuckin horrible experience. $2000.00 later and still paying.... High Holly rollers need not chastise the kid. I felt comfortalble to drive and blew a .12 which is 2 beers above legal, and I got nabbed less than a mile from home. "2 mile round trip" guess what I'll never do again..... maybee I'll go jumping come spring.... hopefully before that but not freakin likely. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  15. word. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  16. do you own a "Buddy Christ"???? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  17. I havnt posted in over a week in talk back thanks for saving the world from boredom Mujie "A lap dance ain't no fun unless the stripper cries" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  18. the courtyard outside my place, along with the walls and building design make for a great echo chamber. There have been times where I'll hear 2 different women, really loud and really vocal, and random dude grunts for marathon sex sessions. I thought it was cool and all. hey pro create, or just practice... it's all good. I acted like a director of a symphony for a minute, then I just went about my work Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  19. I'm so drunk right now, I can't fuckin read the rest of this thread.. woow.. i mean wow... I cm spinning in m blly as well as my head,... no bom booom or boobooktty fuckk for thisgu this time around.... Hesus crist i'm fuckin drunk as helll... holy sheep shi................ gona go sleep now..............drunk....... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  20. I can supply tactile long range reconessacencse penis photo's to the team to decide wether or not U.N "of dz.comer's" is needed or if the naysayers should fight therir war alone. I'M SO drunk I'm falling out of my chair right now, gotta love Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and Red Bull and Vodka. . Stolichnyana.......mmmm I need to go take a whiz, I'm seeing 4 computer moniters. Is that bad? fuckin AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAA "AA" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
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    just had one of those for the first time in around 4 months or so.. I asked what they had for a buck, she said that. i said i want that. She asks how many? I was getting ready to tell her that I was going to sue her and Mcdonalds for trying to make me fat, but for some reason my usually cocky self just wasnt into tourturing the innocent. Or is she??? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  22. har har har Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  23. Gold Bond is an essential part of the shaving process for this particular shaving application Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  24. Colin Powell's statement is more than convincing, finally letti9n the public see some spook stuff. China's statement was nothing more nothing less than what I expected. Tony Blair on behalf of Britton, about Iraq testing our resolve rather than us enforcing our will was rock solid. Russia is speaking now, and they seem to be punkin out.. Stall stall stall, enjoy afternoon vodka stall stall stall.. Going to gym now to concentrate on my own life. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky
  25. run it to cover costs, and dontate all procedes to charity. and make it a religion as well, that way they'd really be safe I can see it now... Go with God, or Go home ! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky