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Reasons why women are like football grounds: • There is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of the play. • Pitches vary from the well grassed to the completely bald. • Remember it is possible to score at both ends. • Tackling from behind is not always an offence – check with ground owner. • Be careful…after a few pints a ground appears to be of Premiership standard, but in reality would not even be eligible as a council dumping ground. • Only some grounds offer 5-a-side facilities. • Don’t ever make public your desire to play at Wembley, also never mention pitches previously visited. • Extra time is dependant on subsequent pitch booking. • If the ground does not seem to have under-soil heating, suggest calling the game off…possibly even call coroner. • When building a team it is always nice to find one with Seaman at the back. • Wet pitches allow for long sliding tackles. • Always ask before leaving the pitch and entering the tunnel. Conversely, do not expect to be allowed to come straight from the tunnel to the goalmouth and score. This can leave a nasty taste in the mouth of the pitch owner and may prevent further use of the ground. • Personal morals may be compromised by local Derby’s. • It is illegal to play on small, unturfed pitches. • From time to time the goal may be obstructed by a highly absorbent goalie. • Russian grounds are frequently more grassy. • Very few grounds are found with executive boxes. • Be wary of grounds with room for coaches. • Always be on the look out for grounds that host ladies football twice a week. • Pitches with a waterlogged end can be out of bounds for up to 5 days a month, although this can be longer if you piss off the owner by continually asking to play up the good end instead. • Players will have to agree personal terms with the club before being allowed to play on the turf. • Don’t forget that if you use your hands in the area you may be penalised. • As the spot can be very indistinct on some pitches you may need to ask the pitch owner to help you locate it. It is a good idea to re-mark it in white each time you play. • If there is a strong wind, you need to be careful which end you choose. • Use your subs wisely so that you have a hard man on for the climax of the game. You shouldn’t bring him off too soon. • It is best not to admit to having played on a plastic pitch. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Click here For the .pdf thingy on it ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

It because it's the men who have all the accidents trying to avoid the women ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

750' isn't it? ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I just upgraded to RG. It's not THAT bad (sometimes my pc is switched off). ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

IAD - Instructor assited deployment. Similiar to static line, but the instructor holds your pilot chute and releases it after you exit the plane. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Why doesn't anyone put their names in the profiles? Everything is always left balnk, it'd be nice to at least know your first names

You forgot about this one .... ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Can't as in BPA says he can't cos he hasn't done the courses etc etc. I'm more than happy jumping with other people, just in the FF environment you can hit people quicker I feel. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I'd like one, I just can't afford it (hence PCSS number like Dave), and I'm comfortable jumping without one. When I start getting good at freeflying, I will try and get one then, but most of my jumps are solo at the mo. Also, there's only one person at our dz who can pack reserves, and he can't pack CyPReS's or Astra's, so it's a pain for anybody who has one to get a repack. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I tend to speed up when I use it. Must have it slightly wrong. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Must be all those naked dives you do ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Thought it was refering to oranges though? ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

But you said: ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

My housemate asks if he can buy an 1/8 ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Click here and do a search for mantis position - there's a good article somewhere on it. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Hi !! Perfectly good plane? No such thing my friend. Planes crash, that's why we get out of them ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Some of their tracks are ok. Not the biggest fan, but I'll listen to em. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Have you heard "the ketchup song"? ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I just put my legs out pointing my toes, arms about 6 inches from my side, roll my shoulders forwards a bit. that's all I do and I've been told I get loads of forward movement while still staying quite flat. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I was trying to look for smoke etc, but it was quite intense flying around this reserve, plus keeping tabs on the chopped main and the other guy who was in the same airspace as well. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Push your hips forward - this is the best place to arch from. Also try bringing your arms in as well. Works for me when I need to fall faster (I managed 156mph flat flying on saturday) ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

that's mine alright. [edit] Where's the "jump out of plane" bit though? ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

Pro Evolution 2 is really good, although some of the players names are wrong (eg. all the ntherlands team are called Oranges 01. Oranges 02 etc). The commentry is a lot better, and the game is smoother as well. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone

I loadmy hornet 170 at the same loading, and while most of the time it's been ok, there was that time yesterday when landing downwind off the dz when a bigger canopy would have been nice. ----------------------------------- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone