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maybe that's why he really appreciate's the guy! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Is that the best you got!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

BWHAHAHA!!! I didnt notice that!!!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Who put that there!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

BWHAHAHAHA another one! Another one! Two little kids are in hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid replies "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm little nervous. "The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jelly and icecream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you in here for?" The first kid says "A circumcision." The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

I am a golden GOD! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

A little kid was sitting on the top of a flight of stairs and his Mum was watching him. The kid had a bag of jelly beans. He put one in his mouth, grabbed the cat and bit it. Then he'd drop down to the next step, put another jelly bean in his mouth, bite the cat again and dropped down to the next step. His Mum wondered what he was doing, and asked him. "I'm playing truckies - poppin' pills, eating pussy and moving on." ****************************************** Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into the deep end. She sank to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When the medical director became aware of Jim's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Jim the news, he said "Jim, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you saved, hung herself with her bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but she's dead." Jim replied, "She's not dead, I put her there to dry."

chicken soup is bland. You shouldnt eat anything that will make your belly more irritated! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

BWHAHAHHAHAHA! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Drink heaps and heaps of water. Rest and take some pain killers should do it!

My favourite was Charlotte's Web too...followed closely by James and the Giant Peach....then I have to say the Baby Sitters Club books... Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

ho hum...Aggie is "Aggie-tated" I dont read the threads, bores me to tears! **suz sings** Always look on the bright side of life!! Everyone now!! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

That's awesome! Congrats in order me thinks! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Ummm monkey...what are you doing looking at babies!? you feeling ok!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

**giggles** You know...I was going to say that myself, Aggie...thanks for making my coffee spray over the monitor!!! JT - I totally agree with you....It's a worrying thought that many people are getting a little short tempered these days. I love life at the moment, nothing ain't going to get this girl cranky! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Ummmm...should that be "You nasty nasty women!?" ya profile doesnt say much!! Ahhhh shit a brick, eh? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

You're a nasty nasty man! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

I know it was a joke intended...I laughed at ya post! I guess I kinda like giving my JM heartattacks. I was cacking myself under canopy after my fourth jump...what can I say???? I like being on my back! LMFAO Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Well! I'm drunk...anyone else!? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Thanks dude! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Hey! dont be nasty! I am a learner with learning difficulties...lol Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

0:4:1 I had planned to complete my AFF course this weekend...lol...I'm still on stage 6! I made four jumps, which I got alot of giggles from! First jump my exist was shit...I didnt arch very well, and ended up on my back! I flipped over really quickly, and my JM only caught up with me @ 6000ft, then I didnt have time to finish the jump. landed on my arse! Second jump I exist ok, but for some reason, I started kicking(!?) and my legstrap slipped in freefall...got all flustered, didnt finish the jump. Landed on my arse! Third jump my JM and I agreed that I just did a solo on my own and get a feel for my legs and arms and nail my exist. It was GREAT! I had a ball...my exist was shit, again (hee hee hee) I ended on my back, flipped over, did a 360, played with my legs and landed half way down the runway....on my arse! BWHAHAHA Fourth jump....I exist with flying colours arched hard, started to turn slightly to the left...and once again....ended up on my back...saw my JM coming towards me, gave him a wave, flipped over and did a 360 turn one way....no JM. I looked up, and he was about 10metres above me,I continued on with the dive anyhow. I moved forward, tried doing another 360 and didnt stop the turn..ended up being something like a 1080, LMFAO!, I waved and pulled @ 3500. My landing was sweet! First time I landed on my feet!!!! I was so wrapped with myself. Pity it had to be the last jump of the day. I had and awesome time. But hey, I can pack now!? that's a good thing, huh? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

It's FRIDAY!!!!! and I get to finish AFF this weekend (Hip Hip Hooray!

Sorry, Mountainman, I guess you dont agree? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after

Phew! No more listening to constant whinging As you promised....can I pack for you?? lol Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after