adamjenner

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  1. yes i know! haha the bar is the worst place to pick up. but don't worry, i actually know this girl personally 9a good friend) so it's not like she's a bar slut. i just happen to go to the bar with her all the time
  2. bwhaha loser, of COURSE the wife will want to call the police. like geez
  3. nice job dude!!! but umm...flashbulb? how old are those? hahaha
  4. how about the all popular but overused idea of a TOGA PARTY! or a kegger....
  5. hahaha possibly....POSSIBLY!!! but still, this nice guy stuff's getting me NO where, although there is that one girl at the bar but anyways... thong beatings it is.
  6. my stress reliever game is doom 3
  7. i couldn't agree more!! i hate being the "nice guy friend" to everyone ...EVERYONE! maybe i should beat up a few people....that'll show them all.
  8. I've very sorry to hear that my prayers are with everyone affected by this. I hope you guys will be okay
  9. i've never ever heard of that! knowing me i'd model out tiny parachutes and just stick them to the backs of the little people ahaha that would be my idea of a wedding cake topper.
  10. haha yeah i hear you on that man! i mean the drinking and smoking are well...hand in hand but it's not too bad for me i guess. everyone's different. i just gotta get past the first week of no smoking.
  11. go to bed with it......on i mean that'll break it right in haha
  12. hahaha i think you're safe there, although it would sound kinda funny "hi i'm paul, and this is my girl paula" i won't have to worry about a girl named adama, or adamina or anything....at least i hope not
  13. oh i'm sure i could I've been practicing with my pillow
  14. my beer fridge is empty at the moment.
  15. is that an offer? pucker up sweet lips
  16. haha i work at a grocery store called "superstore" as well, although there aren't any women to pick up since i work nights and they are closed nights haha oh well, maybe someday a bus of supermodels will break down out front. i'll keep praying
  17. haha for a second i thought he meant there's head at the bombshelter..... that's me with my mind in the gutter!
  18. see my last name's jenner, and i know for sure that if i meet another jenner we're related one way or another haha i wouldn't take that risk
  19. would you date someone with the same name as your brother/sister/mother/father? or would you just find it weird? I've asked/been asked this question quite a few times. I figure it depends. I mean it would be kinda strange if you think about it but then again it's only a name and it shouldn't matter.
  20. Packing bitches into exactly what? haha packing parachutes but my REAL job is actually working nights at a store stocking shelves. it's the best job ever though! so many things happen at night.
  21. wouldn't that suck just walking down the street that day, minding your own business only to have a pair of dentures hit you in the head