miked10270

Not YOUR] bedroom Liebling, I know that there'd be nothing rubber, inflatable & sheep-shaped in there.

Hi Walt, So... Basically, you believe that others should tolerate your intolerance of them? Is it me or does that sound a bit unfair? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

If you do it secretly in your own room - go on, enjoy it. .... It'll explain the smell of burning rubber coming from your bedroom! Mike. Edited to add: And that'll teach you to try & trick me into posting in The Bonkfire! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'd err... NOT try & board the plane wearing it! I'd ask where you're goin & when... But if I do we'll BOTH get relegated to "The Bonfire"! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Not quite... He was ALLEGEDLY frequently tossed......but perhaps we shouldn't delve too deeply into that particular aspect of his upright, famously Aryan life! i think i'll alternate my avatars once a week to keep people on their toes

... asked to remove it How about trying a Hermann Goering Avatar? OK, he was a Fat, Drug-Crazed, Psychotic, Sociopathic, Transvestite... But that doesn't neccessarily doesn't neccessarily make him a bad person as a jump plane pilot! And... IM(nv)HO, He could pilot a mean jump plane! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

... consider all people who don't think like you do to be lunatics in need of treatment. NO! What I'm saying is that Xenophobia (as it shows in race / religion / sexuality hatred) should not be treated simply as a crime to be punished. consideration should ALSO be given to counselling, educating and exposing such Xenophobes in an attempt to cure their irrational fear & hatred. Or do you think we should just lock 'em all away? Just punish them? Eh!? Why not take an example from you own travels and exposures to people who are "different"? North Texas would do! There's a saying: ASSUME makes an ASS of yoU and ME! Err... You state that you haven't actually had that experience! YOUR example is self-admittedly an assumption! You have no knowledge of my experiences but you appear to ASSUME they are as limited as yours. What does ASSUME make? Best Wishes to our Victory indeed... My friend. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

TOO LATE! Nothin' personal mate... It's just that we've already ordered sufficient "Novelty Eiffel Towers" to meet demand... And the Diesel generators to power them...! So... Are you sitting comfortably? If so, then perhaps you should savour the moment! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'd help if I could. rl We can always suitably ACCESSORIZE you... Simply specify: "S" / "M" / "L" / "XL" / "Novelty Eiffel Tower Wiff Mains Vibrate"... And we'll do our best to accomodate your accomodating him! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Ya know... THere are treatment courses available for your HOMOPHOBIA! Either... We can go the "Conditioning" route, where the patient is gradually exposed to Homosexuality in very mild forms, gradually building up to meeting, and ultimately socialising with Homosexuals without becoming distressed.

That depends... If you suffer from Apotemnophobia then I'd quite understand if you just scream, drop it & run away! Otherwise... I'd kind of like it back please? They look cute, with their little Portugese-Hairy legs etc... BUT... Waking up to find one just about to bite you neck (or worse, more "sensitive" parts of the anatomy) makes the "James Bond" response seem perfectly rational to me! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yeah... But while you can have a PHOBIA (irrational fear) of spiders, a fear of a particular spider that can injure you is not irrational and hence not a phobia! You can suffer from an irrational fear of snakes (Ophidiophobia), but the fear generated at a Diamondback 2 feet away from you and looking pi$$ed off is perfectly rational and thus not a phobia! Similarly, a fear of flying is considered irrational. A fear of Suddenly NOT Flying (right after the engines go quiet and a wing falls off) is perfectly rational (unless of course you've brought your rig as carry on - in which case your fear of not getting outta' the plane before the other passengers catch on to what you're wearing is similarly rational)! The point I make is that I consider such statements as: "Whitey's gonna kill us!" "The Blacks will rise up and destroy our lives!" "Homosexuals want to rape our children!" "The (insert group of choice) are going to get us!" As IRRATIONAL!!! Therefore, people making these pronouncements need help & treatment as well as (or instead of) punishment for espousing these beliefs. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

XENOPHOBIA: (Ancient Greek root); Irrational fear (Phobia) of "outsiders"(Xen). I propose that just as Agorophobia, Claustrophobia, Arachnophobia, Homophobia etc... Are irrational states of mind, since the fear has no ground in fact. Then Xenophobia (a fear of outsiders simply because they ARE outsiders) is similarly irrational. Just because a given society chooses to call it Racism or Religious Intolerance (or Hatred), does not change the fundamental irrationality of this particular phobia. I thus believe that Xenophobia, when projected as a racial or religious hatred should be considered as a mental illness and treated, rather than merely as a crime and simply punished! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I believe that it basically comes down to XENOPHOBIA! This must surely be the most common and dangerous irrational fear humans suffer from, yet it remains untreated! Fear of Spiders? We can fix that. Fear of Flying? Open spaces? Closed spaces?... You CAN be treated. BUT... Fear of outsiders? That seems to be acceptable. Societies seem to accept that sufferers of this irrational fear have a right to refuse & resist treatment, regardless of the consequences of their refusal! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I still can't wait to see the Pitcairn Islanders' sig lines... Maybe they'd fit in better. Viz: "Just Because I Rape Kiddies It Doesn't Mean I'm An Arse-Bandit!" It is a fact that (outwith the world of smutty jokes about sweeties, School Janitors & Boiler-rooms) "Paedophilia"; Predatory Sexual Behaviour toward Children" is predominantly, almost exclusively a HETEROSEXUAL behaviour! However, sexuality is irrelevant to such behaviour, since it's not about sex, it's about power! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Yes we bloody do - at least once a year whether we need to or not! Yeah... Better not! Considering that historians have traced the RIGHTFUL HEIR to British Throne! "Australian English" is famously limited in vocabulary. Perhaps you're confusing "Illegal Immigrants" wiff "Colonial Administrators"? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

I'll err... Wait for The Pitcairn Islanders to speak out against these shameful practices! Oh... Wait a minute... They don't count. They weren't HOMOSEXUAL!!! And this thread IS about Evil Paedophiliac Homosexuals. Isn't it!? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

You get the prize for Brilliant Insight of the Week! Yeah... Great... Unfortunately it's called the "Hit The Nail On The Head Prize"!!! Which is exactly what a certain element here are preparing to do to me as we speak! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

OK. How about: "Eine Grosse Schlechte Schlange gab mir einen Apfel und RUTSCHTE weg!"? I think it sounds err... "less suggestive" than "GEGLITTEN weg" or "GESCHOBEN weg"!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Aren't you confusing "Being Equal" with being TREATED Equally? This LEGAL ceremony, while allowing long-time homosexual co-habitees to declare their enduring love also has the VITAL side effect of conferring on homosexuals the legal rights with respect to inheritance, pensions, etc... which have long been subconsciously enjoyed by heterosexuals. Now the SERIOUS-HEAD comes off... Did you SEE the two birds that got married!!? I wouldn't have given either of them one anyway! No matter how dark it was! They're best off wiff each other if it means they're not gonna' chase men! Y'All know, from looking at these recent threads, I realise that the real battle isn't about opinions, it's about Tolerance Vs. Intolerance. Democracy Vs. Autocracy. Permitting Vs. Forbidding for it's own sake. Which side are "You" on? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Cool! Only problem is that they don't have a "T" for me... One that says "I AM A MILITANT LESBIAN" on the front, and "TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY" on the back! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Hi Rhonda, I also posted: Unfortunately, my "Intolerance intolerance" tends to force a self-sustaining existential dichotomy with my refusal to self-loathe, which is in itself a form of intolerance! Do you suffer from a similar problem? Do you simply suppress it when "Bible-Basher" bashing? Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

For all RIGHT-THINKING men, there is a FUNDAMENTAL bottom line (excuse the pun) to the whole question of Homosexuality! For those of us who "Prefer to Pot The Pink", homosexuals fall into 3 fairly distinct sub-groups, ALL of whom are completely tolerable within our HETEROSEXUAL lifestyle.

Hey, feel free to edit. I'm not claiming ANY copyright on stuff I post. I was thinking DAMN YOU VEGETARIAN PRICKS TO HELL!!... for the final E-Mail (only 'cos that was the last group - The Final Straw, so to speak. It could just as easily be The Baptists & Santa! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Are you Sure?.. VERY VERY SURE? Perhaps before proceeding, you should take THESE TESTS Caution: Baptist Religious Content! They believe in "THE WHOLE BIBLE!!!" Not just the nice bits! The bits that fit in to modern society! Good luck (You Unsaved Moron)! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.