2fat2fly

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  1. Now you know why I elect to use the handshake greeting-it's safer
  2. My ex-wife started one after I left that seems to be reasonable successful. Your social services agency can give you the requirements and arrange the inspections-the tough part is the business of it-self employed keeps tax time fun. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 2fat2fly

    PM's

    Just because someone wants you to listen to them doesn't mean that they give a damn what you have to say......It took multiple wives to teach me that one
  4. OK,,,Crawfish sound good to ya'll? I'll get it flown in but I might need a little help with some of the other fixins and drinks...and a local pot head has graciously volunteered to take charge of the cooking. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. I can't believe that no one's asked for pictures yet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Just what I need.....another companion with a small pecker I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. From the right angle, bong smoke looks just like a halo I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Bolas said that he'll loan me an outfit for the event..That should lower the food bill-but the bar tab will go way up
  9. oops-But I didn't invite ya'll out on the 31st Much like the rest of me, my fingers are a bit fat I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. I've got to be in Atlanta April 29-31 if anyone is up for dinner Sunday or Monday. This is much better than the 2 hour notice that I usually give. Hippie...I hope that I've given you enough lead time to find a reasonably priced flight to somewhere else since you run away every time I come to town I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. and yes peter you totally zoomed in on my ass at the end! and? We will be taking up a thank you collection for Peter as soon as possible I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. No, I did not order the 4 am wake up call I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. You're dating yourself with that reference-next you'll move on to Mr. Microphone
  14. 2fat2fly

    Some Smiles

    Note to Self:Bolas gets a room to himself from now on....... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. ...and she pulls the handle in back and his mouth moves just like this... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I'll bet that you didn't feel that way after your first.. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. [bondvoice] Bolas...Limpdick Bolas [/bondvoice} I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. 2fat2fly

    Some Smiles

    You're awfully damned picky to be looking for a last minute replacement
  19. 2fat2fly

    Horse Races

    Bet in the horse that craps right before the race-it's lighter
  20. widdershins I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. 2fat2fly

    Some Smiles

    This looks like an experienced stalker I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. 2fat2fly

    Some Smiles

    Will this one work? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. $50 would cover my haircuts for the rest of the year. Timing is everything-congrats I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Damn, that would really rewrite the "taking one for the team" concept, wouldn't it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried