2fat2fly
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anyone else 'lean forward' while driving to see better up ahead?
2fat2fly replied to loumeinhart's topic in The Bonfire
Not only do I lean forward..I've caught myself leaning in to turns I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried -
You could have ordered one from me, instead-I've never made a canopy so you'd be my first and only customer...no waiting I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Don't push my buttons-I'm going to have to come to Houston probably sometime this summer-I'll look you up Just imagine what one afternoon of me influencing your kids would do I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Just stay where you are-I'll have to go through Atl Monday or Tuesday on my way to Alabama and you don't want to get home only to have to leave again to avoid me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Last full week of July, probably Monday/Tuesday on my way to Oshkosh? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Does that mean that you'll let him play the back nine? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, dammit-Get her drunk. Always a good idea I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Don't knock it-three of those and a large pizza make a nice snack I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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From the other side of the 60's The Temptations I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Standing in for the good doctor...it's a numbers game. We assholes out number the good guys by ten thousand to one. It's no wonder that you've attracted jerks, it's just that you're so much more statistically likely to run in to jerks than good guys. it doesn't mean anything is wrong with you I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Stand by for a true story (sad but true) When I was in between wives I took a girl out to lunch at Fatz (think Applebees). When we walked in, she stopped and said "I ain't never been nowhere this nice"...or something like that. At that instant, I knew that I was getting laid. Aim low, score often-there will be time later to find a soulmate
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Good luck and all that, but if you'll listen to me and set your standards really low, you'll be much happier for the short term
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Damn, I'd hate to have to pick up the Ensure tab for that outing I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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*Prepare to listen to her speach about how she feels comfortable with you and can talk to you and how you're never getting any because it would ruin the friendship bond that you share I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You must have been the only one that waited until my back was turned
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Find out first if she's gonna put out-that way you'll know if you should spend the time to actually go in to Burger King or just whip through the drive-through I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Incoming!!!! Must I remind you that some of us were in shorts all weekend...and it for darn sure ain't because I got such great legs I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Despenser Of Real Knowledge Just cuz you're a smart guy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Get married, the penis will quickly shrivel to nothing as it realizes it's days are over I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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unless she has a really long name and you can use a large font-then do it and show her...and every other chick you meet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I could rent out my wedding ring. For some reason that attracts women I'm not stupid enough to think that it's my charm, looks, and grace-but women do want to "win" a guy (not all, I know) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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If it floats, flies or............... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Preach on, brother. Preach on! When I give blood and they ask if I've ever given money for sex I answer "In some form or fashion, every time" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I got a big chuckle years ago when they got new pc workstations at the factory. The surge protector power strips were marked "Windows 98 Ready" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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day late and dollar short but Happy Birthday-I'll sing it to you next time I see ya..everybody needs a little trauma in their life I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried