2fat2fly
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Can't believe that 'twardo didn't mention me
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I remeber back when we could go watch the par 3 competition for free I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I never should have had that 3rd gallon of Funshine I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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They must have spent the $49.99 for my online expense report class I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Enjoy my full scale penis shot I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You are so not getting a Christmas card this year I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Yeah, I hate that it was such a bad week for me-I really wanted to jump with ya'll I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Damn-I have got to hook up with one of you guys and get my number-I need to know if I can slow down enough for you
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Need you ask where I get my sharp wit...sharp cheddar, that is I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I couldn't get close enough to her to do that. I'll bet that she's not the type of girl that responds to my 'special' kind of charm.....not that any do I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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You can dance if you wannu. You can leave this world behind Can we get these two posts moved to the stuck song thread and can someone in Atlanta beat Hippie within an inch of his life for putting Safety Dance in my skull
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Sure....you can trust me with your wife I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Meet my new mud toboggin coach-I'll win that jump ticket next year I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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The incredible, infallable anti-blowjob substance I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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But this wasn't one of them Even back in my prime I would have passed out long before I drank her pretty....but, we're at a little league game-save the tramp wear for Walmart
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Focus on the light-now when you wake up, you will send me beer and jump tickets I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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My internal edit button doesn't work sometimes-We went to see a friend's kid play baseball Saturday-Liz and I had noticed how inappropriately some of the mothers were dressed. I'm in the concession line talking to a guy I met in line when I noticed a lady in front of me wearing shorts way too short that said "Pirate Booty" across the ass. I turned to the guy adn said "Pirate Booty-That explains why they dug holes and buried it" way too loud. I thought the broad was gonna run me through. Does this happen to anyone else? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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I'm more of a ass-whuppin kinda guy, but good luck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Lakeland is the Sun-N-Fun Fly-In. If you're serious, let me know what day and I'll see if I have any passes left by then I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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Me and my buddy are here to kick Batman's ass I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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OK, Bob-we have a mission in Lakeland-find Kitty all of the bottle openers that we can. Surely a few vendors will be giving them out...and come see me, we'll have hats this year and a head like yours should be covered
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That was just wrong
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judging from most of the FAA people that I work with, their bottles need rubber nipples, not openers
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This was my first exposure to it. Maybe I should watch more TV.......or maybe not I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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This avatar is actual height I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried