2fat2fly

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  1. Welcome to the club. You carry it a hell of a lot better than I do. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I don't really have one, but I never really felt inferior about it until now. Gee thanks, pal I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Considering the amount of time you spend away from home...you might want to rethink that
  4. The worst i ever did was without I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Isn't it something that your son has accomplished in mere weeks what you're still hoping for....visible genitals
  6. Hey, i thought this was about my miserable night, not your drunken lechery-I'm not feeling the love here
  7. I can't help But make sure you roll though hanger b and say hello. Walk in beside the Cool Mist fan display and I'll be on your right as you come through the door I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Cell service sucks in the stadium so you'll have to remember to call and have him notified on teh scoreboard
  9. Hey, does anyone want the rest of this pizza? I think I'm finished eating...for a week or two
  10. What I told her was roughly "Hey, I always gave you first chance" No sense of humor in that girl at all I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. pizza's here-1 down, 2 to go I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Congrats guys......but...if LCJ's first words are not "Hunker Down" I'm taking him away from ya'll to insure a proper raising
  13. That's not what my first wife thought I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I'm many hours too far away from my wife But tomorrow night.........aw hell, I'll be so tired I'll probably just crash I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. It looks like delivery Pizza, Post whoring, and internet Porn tonight-I hope you guys are entertaining. Dammit, somebody say something funny I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. I've left a few meetings feeling like everyone took a turn on me. Does that count? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Jenn, I love you guys..I really do. But sometimes i just can't help myself I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. You know, if we all just call him J jr. or Little jay, or lowercase j all of the time, that's what he'll answer to no matter what they name him I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. The "Lead us not into temptation" part could say "Send me to Gadsden, Alabama" because there is no temptation here. There is nothing to do here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Plane tickey...dude, it's about a 2 hour drive I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Only if I don't have to tell the unit of measure I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Damn, That's the same way an ex defined me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Not to go all SC on this-but what the lawyer will do is try to raise enough ruckus to get a "it's not worth fighting, just go away" settlement. If that doesn't work, then he'll try confuse a non-aviation jury with a bunch of tech data. It's not that hard to do.. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Was it Blue Laws or the fact that you're about 12 years old??