2fat2fly

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  1. I think that I threw up my shoelaces a little while ago, or maybe I've gotten down to the pizza I ate my freshmen year of high school. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Or can you just have chills. I'm trying to decide if my thermometer is broken or needs new batteries. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. On this side of 40 and married, a man card is just another piece of trash cluttering my wallet I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. I can't believe that my thread about my incredibly sweet wife has been hijacked by the Lush Patrol
  5. So...like dude.....would you ......um....get.....um....mad at me if I called her up? You know, just for coffee or something
  6. I'll bring OJ with me Sunday. The person, not the beverage..I need to have someone getting my back in the wicked city
  7. At least now you have some contacts on the inside, and if you quit, you'll be able to trade your cigs for bunk buddies I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. So I usually go through a half gallon in the 2-3 days that I'm home. It's become a running joke with my wife that I leave when we run out. Last night I went to the fridge and there was a gallon jug there with a note that said "Please stay longer". I'm so lucky. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. 2fat2fly

    G-strings

    Billy, we'll get you help if you'll just admith that you have a problem
  10. Follow me! No, follow me. Follow me. follow me I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. That's what a lot of people use it for. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. I'm not going to speculate, but it's very possible that both are technically correct. I do like the landing gear line at the end, though I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. I'm sorry. Nah, chart wizard will lay out the chart for you-getting the data is the tough part. Gimme a yell if you get to any sticking points. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. 2fat2fly

    women

    But men can edit...and parallel park
  15. 2fat2fly

    Power Drill

    Some of those Adult Toy attachments don't chuck up like a normal bit, maybe you should make him clean it really good before he returns it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Phreezone did a presentation like this a while back and Bolas has a "Flat Stanley Goes Skydiving" powerpoint that's pretty good I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Sorry, decided to stop in macon for some RW-hoping to do a little shopping tomorrow morning and run by the Farm to drop off a little something for Lowercase J
  18. That was so yesterday. Far be it from anyone here to run a joke in the ground
  19. I don't think I like the sound of either of those. I'm probably going to pass through Atl on my way home today or tomorrow-have you left yet? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I think that she was showing that she really had a soft spot for charity work And she wanted to tag on to your AARP discounts
  21. PM sent I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Playing gold Sunday evening and I discovered that while golf is boring, jumping back and forth between moving golfcarts is kinda fun. I woke up Monday with my left knee hurting like the dickens. Monday morning moving out of the condo, gear bag over one shoulder, dragging luggage, I twisted my ankle and fell....my right ankle. Now I look like a weeble when I'm walking I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Now, put one hand on each hip.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. No one knows-even carbon dating has it's limits I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Welcome to Bonfire-you'll like it here I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried