2fat2fly

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  1. Land on your feet this time you little bastard I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. Andy Copland attends his first Village People Concert I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. You're a loud what? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. My philosphy has always been 1. If someone has a hard opening on my packjob, it's body position 2. If I have a hard opening on someone else's packjob, it's a packing error 3. If I have a hard opening on my packjob, it's an equipment issue I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. Crap-I hit on 2, 4, 5, and 9-that's better than I did on the "Cabana Boy" application I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. last time I was down there I heard that there was a stink because the strip wasn't really suited for his larger stuff....or maybe the neighbors didn't like the noise of the larger stuff. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Then what's the pole mounted in the middle of the stage called? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. Damn the courtesy flushes-Full smell ahead I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. NBAA (National Business Aviation Association) meeting was in Atl a few weeks ago. I'm hearing that some of the attendees came down with Legionaire's Disease. I never saw it on the news, but when I'm traveling, I don't keep up too well. Has anyone else heard this? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Baby Jessica

    So's Airtwardo and Turtle. Even Shiner can't make up for that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    1-800-SkyRide

    Failure to post photo of boobs-you're trying to get banned, aren't you? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. and not from here, but on the phone Airtwardo "Where do you find heat tiles for your jumpsuit?" Proof that even a blind, broken-down, old squirrel finds a nut every once and awhile I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Baby Jessica

    You'd think that they would have mined this one out by now. Probably the newbie in the newsroom that gets shafted in to writing the repeats I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Nope, that was Eve. Twardo's birth was the proof that paradise was over I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. Please don't give him any ideas I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Did you know that Christmas is right around the corner (hint, hint)
  17. mepergan (demerol adn some anti nausea stuff)and single malt scotch. When I'm having kidney stones-that is all that can take the edge off. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. That bites I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Cool, when you get there-ask which controller held a B-17 out circling the gulf for 1/2 an hour last spring so she could release a couple of flights and kick her in the shins for me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. Oh crap Dr. Pepper spraying out of your nose hurts like the dickens I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. Speaking of too easy-tell your mo........Aw shit, mother jokes don't work on the critter that crawled out of the primordial ooze, do they. Hey, those of us who have always walked upright really appreciate all that you've accomplished. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Actually, a good answer would have been "No, I didn't see a fat guy." Geesh! You really toasted that one. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. I think that I saw you sitting on the smaller, but still large and manly, deck but got sidetracked before I could introduce myself. Hi, I was the fat guy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. That's kinda what I tell my scuba diving pals "Hey-Ya'll left more people down than we've left up" I stole it from an Air Force/Navy argument
  25. Ya know, you guys are trashing my batant attempt to bait Lauralicious and Psychobob I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried