2fat2fly

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  1. You must have never met my first wife I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. aren't they all I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. Models get perks I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. The only longer walk is the one back across the bar to your buddies after some girl shot you down. But...I've married girls after less thought than I put in to selecting the best switch. Not too limber, not too stiff, no nubs, not too long..... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. It takes 14 years for a quake to cross Norht America?? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Nah, I want 'em to stuff my ashes in a douche bag and have her run me through one last time I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Oops You said it, I ignored it-it's kinda how things work I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. a milkman I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Cain vs. Abel I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Multiple ice ages The straight tower of pisa I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. This was from 2005-I was thinner then
  12. My wife just bought a rotary phone, but I had to explain 8 tracks to her I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. Well, not last names or teeth I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I can see it now....... "Look at Bob, doesn't he look so natural?" "Not in the peas, he doesn't."
  15. That request would have been more appropriate for your previous avitar I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. two goats and twardo already say that you're a dirty boy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. If you take enough, though, you can sleep right through it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. Just not cuddle pic of you and twardo, please I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Cuz he's too old to remember more than 2 points. Memory is the third thing to go I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. My wife has everything written in a folder. I would if I could decide-I don't think that it's too morbid. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
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    Nope-heading to the farm. I'm loyal Hey if you and 3 other Washington fans formed a RW team (assuming there's 3 other Washington fans) would you call yourselves "Foreskins"? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. go ahead-rub it in. Trust me, you'd rather face a bag lock than have to deal with some of my customers I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Yep-was it cool? I've been working on this for 2 years and just got it locked in today I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. 2fat2fly

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    By the way, Bob-Your fuckin phone broke? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. 2fat2fly

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    I don't think Bob will ever blend into the background......no matter what we would all wish