2fat2fly

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  1. OK, the lady part I can not attest to, the sweet natured part I can. Is that better? I wouldn't want people thinking that I'm easy. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  2. I can't get in I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. And a very sweet natured lady at that. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Probably not-I've been on the road for a while on this trip. About next tuesday, you're gonna start looking awfully cute to me
  5. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    OK, Rev. I'm going to have to keep closer tabs on you and make sure you're not rolling through South Carolina when I'm on the road
  6. One bit of hard earned knowledge. When your CFI asks for a right hand turn to 160, she does not want the view through the windshield to look like you're spiraling your canopy. The instructors make squeaky noises and grab the controls when you do that
  7. OK, gals are pretty much split-guys primarily don't, and Mike, you can gradutae but you can't move away-we don't have enough cool people around as it is, don't want to lose one, particularly one that brings a variety of hotties to the DZ-I live vicariously through your adventures I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    God, I hope that's what my wife is saying when I get back home (with one simple spelling change) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Sure, I'm talking about the phone Oh, I'm in Indy, stop by for a drink. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. In one of the little towns where I live there was a late night cop that would tailgate until you sped up and then bust you for speeding. He tagged my roomate like that. He pulled in behind me several weeks later and I caught the reflection from the bar light. i went 4th to 2nd and dumped the clutch. He had to swerve into the parking spaces to keep from hitting me. Maybe that calmed him down a bit, but I don't know. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. I don't have any remedies but you do have my sympathy. That is a miserable feeling. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. Hey, I've never made you cry and you threw me at rocks
  13. several expense reports to do and a cell phone-everyone watch out-the calls have already started I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. I love it when you talk "dirty" to me I'm submitting this post as the worst pun of the day on dz.com I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. While I understand that lovely girls (in all definitions) can go dateless because guys think that they don't have a chance and so don't ask. My gut reaction is that a girl that posts herself on beautifulpeople.net is looking for dates on richdude.com I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. Don't B upset U R my friend I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly

    My fantasy

    Great, I'm in the middle of a one hour layover at Ohare-run by and I'll buy you bread
  18. I was in Wisconsin or Indiana a few days a go and saw a Mercedes (old) that had a hand painted sign that read, "This Mercedes runs for free on freedom fry grease". I assumed they were referencing biodiesel but the thing was parked at the pump immediatly in front of me. It's a cool idea but as soon as it gains popularity, there will be no free grease. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. OK, next option I'm a girl and I don't wear panties and I own a digital camera I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. I recommend getting a job in the aviation industry and getting the company to pick up the tab Works for me I know, not valid advise-I don't know what you're best bet will be but there's enough pilots and student pilots around here that you should get an answer. There was a thread about this a while back but I'm too lazy to search. Good luck, though. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. OK, kiddies, When you buy new underwear do you wash it before you wear it the first time? I've been more of a pull 'em on fresh from the factory kind of guy but my wife says that's disgusting. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. Nah, but catch me in Rantoul, I saved a t-shirt for you. Sorry that I was in such a rush but this is as busy as we've been in Oshkosh for a few years from what I hear (this was only my second) I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. Shit!!!!! I forgot to pack one...Sorry man, I know, I suck I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. Yeah, I came out as just over one and was feeling a bit morally superior until I realized that I've been monogomous for the last nine years and mostly monogamous for the eight years prior to that. So, I was really, really trash for a short time, but basicly good.....or something like that I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Put your game face on and get down to bidness-you're gonna do great I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried