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  1. 2fat2fly
    How do you make a martini? "Hey Woman, Fix me a drink and get your ass back in the kitchen" I'm so glad that ya'll don't know where I live
  2. 2fat2fly
    mostly intro-I'm painfully shy in large groups. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  3. 2fat2fly
    Yeah, but that's because you were 35 at teh time
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    You know that you could double your chances for a date-It's probably easier to meet a guy than a girl that meets your height requirements. We should get you one of these animal cutouts from an amusement park-you know "You must be this tall to ride Dixieskydiver"
  5. 2fat2fly
    OK, I'll give you $2 Canadian to mow my lawn. Don't forget to weedeat
  6. 2fat2fly
    Nah- I was but then a younger sibling took the title when I wasn't looking I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. 2fat2fly
    Yeah, Bob's an ATC-has anyone heard from him? The the manager types are unessential-maybe they should offer wage concessions and leave controlers, mechanics, and flight crews alone! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  8. 2fat2fly
    Ruh roh! lets get back to insulting Dixie before this get shove to SC
  9. 2fat2fly
    I'm not in multiple states at a time, lots of times I'm in multiple states, and sometimes countries, in the same day. I am on teh road more than I'm at home so I was having fun with the fact that none of the options really applied to me. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. 2fat2fly

    funny animation

    2fat2fly replied to AMax's topic in The Bonfire

    Someone is going to call the repost police on you but that is funny. I laugh every time that I see it I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. 2fat2fly
    screw that-I have some holiday inn point that you're welcome to-if HI's not practical, ya'll call me-I'll PM my number-I'll cover a room for a couple of days if ya'll will just haul ass! I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  12. 2fat2fly
    You need to allow multiple answers for those of us that float around I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  13. 2fat2fly
    Who did you bugger in the bathroom?
  14. 2fat2fly
    Oh, come on Mike. your existance proves that not only is there a creator being but that he/she has a warped sense of humor
  15. 2fat2fly
    Moved to Fla-got married, had beautiful children. She probably says thank you prayers every night that she dumped my sorry ass. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. 2fat2fly
    I have put the armrest back down on people before. Sometimes I can cover it with a "I need to get to the recline button" sometimes not. As a lard ass myself who travels a lot-I stay in my seat, I expect others to do the same. I'll try not to be rude but I'm not going to be miserable for 90 minutes, either. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. 2fat2fly

    BOOBIES!!!

    2fat2fly replied to RevJim's topic in The Bonfire

    Well done documentary. We should have more informative, socially concious posts such as this. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  18. 2fat2fly
    No complaints this time around, but when I was with wife #1, I invented the word "Fellatiophobia" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. 2fat2fly

    $20 Stretch

    2fat2fly replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire

    Don't you hate waiting for those expense checks? I was wanting to get mine today (about 3K) but it looks like I won't have it until next week I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  20. 2fat2fly
    I'm voting for a mullet
  21. 2fat2fly
    What should my sign say? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. 2fat2fly
    And the response is "We old guys are still here" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. 2fat2fly
    When I was a kid PB&J with lettuce, mustard (yellow), catsup, pastrami, refried beans and vienna sausages. Tasted like hell but my older sister actually threw up watching me eat it-that was good
  24. 2fat2fly
    Sure those are tomato plants. We've heard that one before
  25. 2fat2fly
    I'm starting to worry about you. Rantoul was the first time that I've seen you in 2 years that you didn't have a hot chick waiting on you. Now all of the geek posts........You ned to quit working in a bar and start patronizing one!! When do you come back for classes?