2fat2fly

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  1. Cut him some slack-he's also posted jumps out of balloons
  2. Are you trying to deny me my right to post whore by recycling previous posts in to a different thread. Who do you think you are, a cop or something?
  3. Yeah, and that David guy singing "Jump". Ya gotta keep on that cutting edge I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  4. Ok, I think that I'll wander off to belch and scratch myself for awhile to clear my brain. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  5. About the size and weight of a large brick. Wow, better make that "multiple douche bags" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  6. Too effing cool. As part of my job, I have (sic) to fly with a lot of the aerobatic pilots that I sponsor. The thrill never lessens and I'm glad that you got to experience it. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  7. Toast me, throw the ashes in a douche bag and have her run me through one last time. I'm in a sick, offensive mood today.
  8. I'm popping popcorn, who wants to join me foe the show? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  9. I'm out-I'll be in FLA that week and every once and a while I need to make my connection home instead of doing the driving detour from Atlanta-but we're on sometime in the future I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  10. Ok, give it up. You can trust us to be discreet with the info.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  11. Now that's funny coming from a weather prognosticator in training
  12. Uh oh, this comes really close to understanding women....Real guys never understand anything about women Real men don't care
  13. So you've eliminated the chance for a 'two out'? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  14. Since I used to be one of the guys that had to drop what ever I was doing to answer those alarms, I'd recommend that you don't. I did used to have a friend call me 1/2 hour into a first date so if it was going badly, I could pretend I had a work emergency and leave. I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  15. There was a clean up a while back-it's been pretty dead lately I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  16. 2fat2fly

    cereal

    Way to go-that's my treat to myself when I'm on vacation-Sugar Smacks every morning Ribbit I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  17. Oh shit, I've been "Shell Spanked" and I kinda liked it
  18. Yep, ya'll like it so much that you hang out chatting for hours with the sensitive guys and then go out and nail the vagabonds I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  19. Submit a test tape to "Naked News" I'll edit it for you
  20. I hold my wife's purse while she's in the dressing room-I think that's an offense, but I've never been caught by anyone I know I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  21. We spend hours paddling little rubber boats in circles-Do we need to investigate further? I can't believe that the "angelic" emoticon isn't disable for you.....HH has never met you, has he I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  22. I don't think it's dead yet, the people that keep normal hours will revive it later I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  23. The "cute" threads got me thinking. What behavior is grounds for getting your guy card pulled? I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  24. I don't know if that's full redemption or not-maybe if you had explosions and flying body parts.... I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried
  25. Phree-He met me for dinner one time when I was working in Columbus. Didn't know me from Adam's housecat and kept me from having another dinner alone in a strange city. My wife still refers to him as "Your weird, internet, skydiver buddy" I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried