Rebecca

Aw sweetie, I'm sorry. And you were so close... Do you need a comforting hug? A shoulder to cry on? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Two Front Huevos? edit: Ah, that too. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

A new thread was not necessary to point out that wasn't a chick in the bra. In the future, please refrain from starting a new thread when there's one on the same exact topic already on the board. One thread = funny. Two threads = annoying. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Don't call me Becky. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Aww, c'mon. Don't tease us like that. Take it off! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

No, she's gonna paint 'em! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I bet they feel better than Divrbrysjoytoy's boobies. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Nice bra! Do you work out? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I thought I was Cheif Facilitator Of Fun and Thread Drift Coordinator. Ah yes, so you are! Chief Fun Facilitator ties in well to the Debauchery group, so I wasn't too far off. This thread has drifted beautifully - thanks for your continued support. I'm anticipating good things from you, GFD- keep up the great work! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Then I'm gonna have to find another Minister. That one's a cornerstone, I'm afraid. Screw me...Kelel01 could apprciate this - being a lousy employee and getting fired first day on the job... I can do a good impression of Skinnyshrek walking/waddling...how about that? Hmm, perhaps the ministerial level was a bit ambitious for you... how does resident subject matter expert sound? When people ask you a quesiton you don't know, just say, "Sorry, not my field," and if they ask what your field is say, "It's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it and I can't tell you why." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I've been thinking about that, and I haven't come up with anything yet. Is there anything you think you're uniquely suited to, or do you just wanna be an entourage member for a while? Whatever you choose, you'll be very high up, so think big. Suggestions?

Then I'm gonna have to find another Minister. That one's a cornerstone, I'm afraid. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well, the silly walks is a tribute to the Monty Python gang. Do you have a job in my administration yet? I'd like to tie you into the wine scene (High Priestess of the Dionysian Temple?), maybe throw in a dotted line to the Debauchery dept., and a solid co-council membership in the Epicurean Circle. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yeah, usually you have to pay double for that kind of action Cotton. Rad! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Happy Birthday Dave!!

There will be no such department in my administration. You may however take charge of the MSW (Ministry of Silly Walks). Please organize a Silly Walkathon to benefit the Humor For life Coalition and pick a day we can designate as Silly Walk day. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Today, in honor of Cartman, whose voice I 'do' at least once most days, my title is: King Kamehameha Biotch. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Umm...fucking her would qualify as a "nice" thing. Better not... Really? "Really?"? So, you're saying it wouldn't be a nice thing, coming from you? Ooh, dude, if I were your agent, I'd recommend against such implications about yourself in the interest of your current and future sex life. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, I think we have a teeny tiny little smidgen of a hint... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

*** Noooo...Not weed eating and poop scooping! Pleeeeaaaaase. So sorry for my insolence your excellency. Please accept my humble grovellings for my lowliness. I am unworthy of the presence of your omnipotent greatness. While the Pain Pit with Carrie does sound rather exciting, before sending me off to be left at her tender mercies please consider me for the role of personal assistant to "Rebecca the Wise and Allmighty". I am the ideal sidekick. I am a pathetic suck-up who will always be sure to brown-nose at the right times, stroke your ego constantly, and I would never do anything so disrespectfull of your emminence as having any of my own thoughts or ideas. I would simply emulate your every sentiment with psycophantic zeal. In addition to being responsible for personall secretarial work I would also fill the role as quasi-butler/servant, to be on hand to serve your every need at your command your lordship. With Adoration, Admiration, Fear, and Awe, Richards the Unworthy Oh dear... OK, this part: "In addition to being responsible for personall secretarial work I would also fill the role as quasi-butler/servant, to be on hand to serve your every need at your command your lordship," is fine. You can be my bitch butler. But this: "I am a pathetic suck-up who will always be sure to brown-nose at the right times, stroke your ego constantly, and I would never do anything so disrespectfull of your emminence as having any of my own thoughts or ideas. I would simply emulate your every sentiment with psycophantic zeal," we gotta work on... you won't last ten minutes like that. I am a kind and good leader with a tendency towards sarcasm and a slightly sadistic streak. I encourage you to serve me to the best of your ability, while maintaining your individuality. Sycophants will be ruthlessly mocked. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, you're on the advisory board too. You're smart, logical, and have a great sense of humor. I need a good mix of people close to me who will give me the straight and honest truth, but still get along reasonably well, especially with me. Wendy is there too. Gotta have a rocket scientist and more cool chicks, and she fills the bill on both. I do need someone to run my space program though, so her board participation will be limited to scheduled quarterly meetings and emergency sessions only. GTA... what to do with him... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I agree - Foreign Relations and Ether Entertainment are his. Furthermore Walt, you are on my advisory board. Fridays are camo and tie-dye day at the office. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I was kinda Hoping she would make me President of Vise!! I have experience with most Vises and most of the rest I am willing to try atleast once. Good fit - Jello-J runs the Debauchery Division. Please make an appointment with him to schedule all party-related activities to ensure maximum attendance and enjoyment. J, get the strippers, Vegas dealers, bartenders, security, and sex industry distributors in on Thursday for an important staff meeting. I'll expect you to present an initial forecast and budget. Expense the beer. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I'm sorry - did you just say "I will expect"? You can expect to cringe and wimper when I send you to Carrie's department , a.k.a. The Pain Pit, for your insolence. After that you will be in charge of weed-eating and poop scooping. So sayeth the Object of your Adoration. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

And that epiphany alone is why I shall make you Chief Worship Compliance Officer. Perhaps Head Philosopher as well, for it is only in realizing you are not worthy that your worth is realized. Damn I'm good. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?