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  1. Rebecca
    I demand that you get on my wagon immediately.
  2. Rebecca
    The way he's taking the beating. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  3. Rebecca
    Yeah, um, I've got Xenu on line 1 and he has a message for you: Kiss my e-meter, you lower state Thetan! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  4. Rebecca
    That's what I'm saying. I'm taking a WILD guess here that she's been in a fight before. She dodges dumbass punches like Peter LeFleur dodges balls. Which is to say well. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  5. Rebecca
    Yes, I believe they are based on pics of her as a young teen - big puffy lips over braces. Besides, her lips are wrinkled like normal lips should be, not stretched taut with filling. I bet she's an example women use to describe what lips they want to their doc though. Being named Sexiest Woman Alive by People magazine probably won't slow the trend either.... I use LipFusion plumper on occasion. It tingles and makes my lips look like I've been making out - just a little smoother and fuller, but totally natural. Mua! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  6. Rebecca
    Floats like a butterfly, charges like a rhinocerous. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  7. Rebecca
    Never mind the typo and CA smoking laws - did you look at him?? His hat says #1 FAN His T-shirt says "YES SURI!" His backpack and goofy smile say, "Have you seen my baseball?" Man, it's too bad crazy ain't a commodity. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  8. Rebecca
    I bet this guy would PAY to scarf that placenta. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  9. Rebecca
    Actually, it's a digestive. Knock a couple of those back after a Brazilian Churrascaria meal (a.k.a. Death By Meat), and your tummy will thank you. And if you happen to overdo it, the resulting hangover will be incredibly mild. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  10. Rebecca
    Ugh. I had the cat sleeping between my shins, which prevented me from tossing and turning, though I did kick her in the head once. 'Course that woke me up, and then she retaliated by crawling up right in my face and sticking her whiskers up my nose. Then she curled up onto my shoulder to make human flesh biscuits. Ouch. I'm so sleepy. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  11. Rebecca
    Snake, squid, shark, snail, live scallop, raw I-don't-know-what-the-hell-it-was-but-it-was-weird, ostrich, buffalo, insect drive-thru (mouth open + trail riding = snack) Pretty tame. I do love Fernet Branca + Coke, which some people describe as drinking burned tires... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  12. Rebecca
    Well then what the hell is that selfish bastard doing hogging all the after-birthy goodness for himself? He should be shoveling it into Katie's mouth as soon as they remove the duct tape. Ha! Take that Brooke Shields! Modern pharmacology be damned! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  13. Rebecca
    This is not the best wagon ride ever for nothing.
  14. Rebecca
    yeah right. in their f&*king dreams. Hence the high perve index... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  15. Rebecca
    But if I spill on my little white shirt it would be see through Especially after I'm done sucking the tequila out of it... prob'ly a little wrinkled too... Was that my outside voice? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  16. Rebecca
    They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  17. Rebecca
    Because she's insecure and wants validation and has developed a very misguided way to get it. And believes she then has the right to get angry when she doesn't get it. No good can come of that. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  18. Rebecca
    That's retarded. If she's fat, actually fat, why the HELL would she ask A GUY?? Tell her. Say yes. Then tell her not to ask stupid questions. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  19. Rebecca
    We have to leave the seat and lid down all the time. The pets are under the assumption that it's a communal water dish. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  20. Rebecca
    Oh NO!! She's gone from SUCK to BLOW!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  21. Rebecca
    Why do you have that kind of problem I can help you with??? Does that offer extend to others as well? So, the rabbit won't come out of the hat, huh? The weasel won't pop? Your rocket won't fire? There's a lot of Amish people, but they can't raise the barn? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  22. Rebecca
    Yes. Unless you call me Reb. Then I get a little testy. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  23. Rebecca
    Most likely, there are in fact such people. I however, am not one of them. Though I can't say conclusively that I actually like you, I have a strong hunch that I do. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  24. Rebecca
    Well she does have that creepy one eye thing going that makes you wonder what the other eye is looking at. Thanks Popsjumper! And as for you, Mr. Sexy - THIS is the thanks I get for voting for you? Why I outta... No, just kidding. The other eye is on your ass. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?
  25. Rebecca
    Oooh will you stalk me if I pretend to dislike you? Seeing as I'm stalking you anyway, yes. But it will be very hard to pretend to dislike me. I'm a fucking riot. Seriously. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?