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Hear, hear! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

slaps forehead Duh! Of course. Thanks QuickDraw. Video is essential for the date to actually have happened... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks Lummy! While you're at it Dave, just go for the gusto and add some whipped cream. Voila! A chick sundae. (save some room) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Sounds good! May I also suggest some Barry White, massage oil, handcuffs, blindfold, ice cubes, and Hersheys Syrup. (Did I miss anything?) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oops! Wait, if he's stalking you, can I stalk him? Or can I stalk you WITH him?? Hee hee! Love your sig! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Aww! Dude, that was so sweet! Kisses back to you and everyone else out there! {{{SMOOCH!!}}} HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Happy Birthday and Happy Valentine's Day and Welcome!!! Yippy! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yep, that's pretty much what I saw... the guy got away with mostly first degree burns... while it was happening it looked like some kind of unreal special effect. Ugh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Please! Please just let me dream! Let me have my fantasies! [sob] Yeah, I'm figuring that out...oh well, red's a good color for me... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey Julien! Come on in! The forum's fine! And, what he said- careful with that fire stuff- I saw one of the freakiest things EVER when a guy tried to do that. 'Course, it was awesome when it was done right! Have fun in here! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

No, no, no- I think YOU misunderstood. See, you're in the "Show Me" state, and I'm me, so YOU have to show ME. Get it? I actually used to live just across the river from St. Louis in Illinios- Belleville, O'Fallon, Scott AFB area. Haven't been back to the Midwest in a while- might be worth a trip when my finances are in the black again... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hi there! Well, you're just a hop, skip -n- a jump from Houston! and get your butt down here! You have fun too! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh. Yeah. Oops. But, but, but I logged in as ME! I did! Twice! [mutter] stupid computer [/mutter] edited to kick computer... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

HA HA! You finally started posting! Do it right- get your cyber-ass outta my thread and start your own, dammit! Or I'll introduce you: Everyone, this is Cory. Cory, this is everyone. All together now, "HI CORY!" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey Wendy! The weather may crap out, but come out anyway. We'll figure out something fun to do! See you soon!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Thanks! Here's one more... With troops around the nation preparing to ship out for the Middle East, Marines have taken a lighter look at some rules of ground combat. Among them are such gems as, "Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns," "Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive." "In 10 years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived." "If you are not shooting, you should be communicating, reloading and running." 10. addresses a worst-case scenario: "Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty." As for prisoners, the rule is: Be careful. "Watch their hands. Hands kill. (In God we trust. Everyone else, keep your hands where I can see them)." And advice for warriors in combat: "Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one." In a dig at other services, the Marines offer this: "U.S. Navy rules: 1. Adopt an aggressive offshore posture. 2. Send the Marines. 3. Drink Coffee." Army rules: "Show up after fight to provide security and help hand out food to all of the displaced civilians." Air Force rules: "Watch this all on cable in a BOQ (or hotel) room while drinking a beer." (For the record, I'm an Air Force brat.) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

At your service! With the jokes I mean, not... uh... you know... uh... shutting up now you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey dude!

Thanks Steve and Stephen! So, by Missouri style, you mean you're gonna Show Me? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

After the first 79,000 gallons of rum, I think they forgot what they were fighting for and just starting playing Pirates... Yo ho ho and all that... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Good, I'm glad! 'Course now I feel like a total moron, but then, that's nothing new. Hey, sprechen of which, did you hear they're coming out with a sequel to Dumb & Dumber? It's called Dumb & Dumberer. I can't wait. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

To all members of the US Armed Forces, past and present, I thank you. And now, a military history on a lighter note for all you deckswabbers out there! Subject: Go Navy, a proud history The U.S.S. Constitution (Old Ironsides) as a combat vessel carried 48,600 gallons of fresh water for her crew of 475 officers and men. This was sufficient to last six months of sustained operations at sea. She carried no evaporators. Let it be noted that according to her log, "On July 27, 1798, the U.S.S. Constitution sailed from Boston with a full complement of 475 officers and men, 48,600 gallons of fresh water, 7,400 cannon shot, 11,600 pounds of black powder and 79,400 gallons of rum. Her mission: "To destroy and harass English shipping." Making Jamaica on 6 October, she took on 826 pounds of flour and 68,300 gallons of rum. Then she headed for the Azores, arriving there 12 November. She provisioned with 550 pounds of beef and 64,300 gallons of Portuguese wine. On 18 November, she set sail for England. In the ensuing days she defeated five British men-of-war and captured and scuttled 12 English merchantmen, salvaging only the rum aboard each. By 26 January, her powder and shot were exhausted. Nevertheless, although un-armed she made a night raid up the Firth of Clyde in Scotland. Her landing party captured a whisky distillery and transferred 40,000 gallons of single malt Scotch aboard by dawn. Then she headed home. The U.S.S. Constitution arrived in Boston on 20 February, 1799, with no cannon no shot, no food, no powder, no rum, no wine, no whisky and 38,600 gallons of stagnant water. GO NAVY! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

What's up dude! Welcome aboard from another newbie who posted to this forum for the firs... uh, pre-second time today! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Let's try this one more time- just so y'all don't think I'm some kind of troll... Is this a new method of post whoring? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Dork. Let's try that again- it's from a movie. A good movie. And Wendy, I also agree... Edited to say: Yeah Wendy, what's a wibni? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?