Rebecca

Ooh! Ooh! I knew that! And that's how I drive, in the right, passing on the left, quite aggressive. I will pull up next to slowpokes in the left, point at them and jerk my thumb and tell them to move the fck over. I probably shouldn't even get started on this thread, because just thinking about all the driving retards in Houston gets my temper rising... Who do I see in the left lane when they shouldn't be? I drive back and forth to San Antonio on a fairly regular basis. In between the cities, it's not too bad, but every once in a while, you'll get a couple of jackasses who pull a 'Texas roadblock' and drive abreast, under the limit. Then, ALL the traffic piles into the left lane, bumper to bumper so no one can speed up and cut in from the right. Then they sit there. And wait...for the asshole in the front to even glance in the rearview and then maybe he'll realize that's his fault, and if the stars align, maybe he'll give a crap. Often it's some oblivious, harried soccer mom in her Ford Excessive, distracted by the kids, yakking on the cell phone, looking for the baby's Cheerios... disaster waiting to happen. I leave them alone. Most of the time though, no matter who is behind the wheel, it's painfully obvious that they left the house that day forgetting to do one important thing: turn on their brains. They're on autopilot, dead from the neck up, passengers in their own vehicles. They don't even know that the little lever on the steering column can tell everyone around them that they're about to drift left. Nor do they pay any attention to the little mirror showing them I just slammed on my brakes at 80 to avoid rear-ending them at 55. The funny thing is, you can have this conversation with anyone, because no one thinks it's them you're both talking about... Head on a swivel, check your blind spot, use your blinker, use the right pedal, but first, turn on your brain! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey y'all! Thank you all so much for your suggestions - this will be a reference thread for me in my ongoing fitness quest. Angela, thanks for asking - it was actually pretty easy, which is fine for the very beginning. So, I'm not really sore today. I stretched out, warmed up, cooled off, drank water, drank milk, ate a relatively healthy meal, and got a good night's sleep. I'm feeling perty good about myself, just for having gotten off my laurels and pumped a bit. Oh, and to those who were recommending it - I am pursuing a course of weight training combined with machine cardio, and pilates/kickboxing when they're offered. I'm gonna get me some sexssssy arms and shoulders to go with the abs! Thanks again y'all! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Ahhhh - hence the GREAT fondness for beer. Yeah... beer is very very good. The other pieces of my ancestral puzzle don't exactly hurt, either! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

1/2 IRISH 1/2 Lithuanian, Polish, Czech mishmash And 100% All American!!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Ha! So you WERE shitting me!! Still E30 mil ain't so bad... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I can't remember if it was Duffy or Greenly, but they were collectively right before that. In the peep show, they surmised that the two small-timers and Vincenzo were all killed because they were bad men... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, I know! Believe me, I know. Keep up the hard work, Mama!! Thanks everyone! I'm off to my first session now - I've had plenty of water, a CarbWell bar with 10g of protein (half hour ago), I'm gonna warm up, stretch, not overdo it, stretch some more, drink milk, bathe in epsom salt, take an Aleve, and see how I feel in the morning!! See you then! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Oh, that is just the wrong way for a kitten to die. Dumb bitch. He told her not to. Except for the death of the kitten, though - kinda funny situationally, like Murphy came in and took over. "Let's see...what else could possibly go wrong?" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

In America, yes. But in some places a billion is a million-million (twelve zeroes). More info. I know, that why I was so shocked. But he put the actual number up there: 5000,000,000. That's 5 Billion in the US. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yeah, but it's tomorrow I'm concerned about. At least it'll be its own reward once I get going though!

I actually DO like it when I feel sore from skydiving or a bike ride. I do NOT like it when it hurts too much to walk... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Ooh! Epsom salt! Forgot about that one! Yeah, I know I just need to plow this adjustment from sedentary lazybutt to buttkicking energy generator. Ugh, it's gonna take forever! Thanks Angela and GFD! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well, I plunked down the $$ for a year membership, so I can't back out now... Whoa!! Slow down there hoss - I'm drinking lots of water, but I don't want to rush into the eating right - gotta phase out the queso... Mmmmmmmm quesoooo.... I haven't even started, but my goal is to see abs, not just feel them under their protective, insulative roly-poly fat. Thanks for the advice!! You too, Kel! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey you fitness freaks! I wanna be one too, so I've joined a gym. I have my first trainer session this evening, and want to know, aside from drinking plenty of water and stretching, is there anything I can do to minimize what will surely be a lot of pain tomorrow? I'm fat and flabby and now that I've quit smoking for a year, it's time to get in shape!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

"Do you mistakenly faceoff with Morons?" 'cause that's a bad idea - they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I used the same structure, as have millions of others before us in an attempt to mimic the comic store guy from the Simpsons. Anyway... Yeah, he stretched it here and there and so did Bush - I read an analysis that said while neither outright lied, they both omitted, exaggerated and stretched. Even if they both only did it once, or 16 vs. 17, or whatever, they both mislead. Big f'in deal. THAT was your grand point? OK, new rule: no more guessing games unless in the Bonfire. Sheesh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Are you shitting me? 5 BILLION EUROS?? Billion?? Euros?? Not million Pesos or Yen, but actually 5 billion Euros? What's the $/EU X-rate? You have got to be shitting me. And if you're not, I'm moving to Europe. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yes, I know. Well, then, that's good. Doesn't answer my question though. Turtle? Where are you? Will you please come shoot this horse already? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

eeny meeny deca meeny oo-ah-loo-ah-lameeny hexameeny salameeny oo-ah-loo-ah bee billy oaten goaten bobo bedeeten daten psssssssssssss Wendy W. Whoa! I don't know what that was, but it was fun to say out loud! Just to be on topic though: Given the current sociopolical climate, it's no wonder that happened. All you have to do is say "Bush" or "Kerry" to the wrong person, and they get all frothy at the mouth and want to argue you into a quivering fetal position until you agree one or the other is evil. That picture probably sent some staunch Kerry supporters into an apoplectic fit. (notice I didn't say Dem. or liberal - you don't have to be one to support Kerry) Our President is our President, like it or not, and the office deserves respect, including a picture of W. alongside his predecessors. Unten gleeben gloppen gluben. Just to continue the silliness. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Worst. Speakers Corner. Thread. EVER. How is anyone supposed to keep their attention span on DZ.com with this? 17? Gahh! Wtf is it already?? [whine] Turtle, I'm bored!! Just drop the other shoe already and tell us how '17' proves we should re-elect Bush and that Kerry really is the bigger douche. Please?? [/whine] you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Shouldn't that be, [Kenny]"Meah...aah oww mhat a mun o imimi Memomat rr. Err aa a munn a moaa. Erree aa aa e."[/Kenny] you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Here, I'll just paste the text so people don't need to clicky (cute pic, though) ***LONDON (AFP) - Staff at Battersea Dogs Home were baffled after an apparent troublemaker released dozens of animals night after night, allowing them to raid the kitchen and cause chaos. Little did they realise it was an inside job. It was only after video surveillance footage was studied that the culprit was revealed to be Red, a lurcher who had been brought to the London refuge as an emaciated stray several months earlier. Red had somehow learned to undo the bolt on his kennel, before then freeing a group of chosen companions for a raid on the kitchen, staff at the home said Monday. The mystery break-outs had happened about a dozen times, Becky Blackmore told GMTV. "They had lots of food, lots of fun and games, and caused loads of mess. We weren't too sure what was going on," she said Monday. "There are lots of stories about Battersea being haunted so we wanted to make sure that there was an explanation for what was going on and we managed to catch the culprit." She added: "It is amazing really because lurchers aren't particularly renowned for their intelligence. It is amazing that he has worked out how to get out of his own kennel but then also that he goes and lets all his friends out." Red -- whose hungry life as a stray is believed to lie behind his obsession with food -- has now had his kennel made more secure. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Indeed he was!! Why anyone, in this day and age, would risk packing their vibrator for a temporary trip, is just beyond me. That's why you should never get too used to having 'help', so you can still 'take it on the road' without anything but your own two hands. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Check out Houdini hound, Red. I couldn't help picturing the scene from Lady and the Tramp, when all the strays are singing in the pound... "He's a tramp, but I lo-ove him!..." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

So where is he? Huh? Not online right now... Geez, I feel like Lois Lane when she became convinced Clark was Superman. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?