Rebecca

Why closet? It's not like no one else likes the show! (I ran out and bought Stewie last Tuesday...) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well that makes sense. No wonder I liked the movie. Yes, I would become Lara Croft. Wait, screw that. I'd become Angelina Jolie. Pitt can stay on as the pool boy. Yeah, that's it... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Maybe I missed something, but you don't really believe this, do you? For one thing, I don't think we are even close to knowing everything about our brains that there is to know. And drugs might help some people, but that doesn't mean that there are no alternatives. Hopefully, as we do learn more about how the brain works, we will find much better treatments (drugs or otherwise) for major depression and other such illnesses. No I don't believe that, and yes, you missed something - read more carefully.

No no no. That sort of thing does nothing for me. However, each of my staff would be expert at something. My gardener would teach me kung fu. My driver would teach me strategic defensive get-away driving and marksmanship. My butler will instruct me in the customs and etiquette of the world, my house staff would all speak English plus another language, which they would teach me. I would be a good employer too. My financial squad would set up accounts and invest for them, their children would get scholarships, and I'd actually pay them a good wage. Fantasyland is such a fun place to visit. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

A very good point. If I could create my own reality, it would so rock. For example, I'd be asleep right now in a fabulous bed, buried in 10,000 tr sheets and a jillion pillows. Carlos would be patiently waiting for me rise so he could bring me fresh-squeezed OJ and give my shoulders a nice invigorating rub... I would regard the corporate world of business as I would a zoo exhibit - interesting, but not anything I'd like to climb into. I would forget that mundane domestic chores even existed because my staff would anticipate my every need. Flip flops would be the only shoes I own, and my friends woud benefit from my largess, because I like buying things, just not owning things... Most importantly though, I'd still be in bed... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hoorah!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I thought she was a virgin! Virgin? Do they still have those? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

10.4 meters That's not very tall. Well, you can't BASE off of it, but 30+ feet isn't TOO shabby... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Not to mention his superb confidence. "Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well, now that he's knocked her up, I think she's stuck with him for a while... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

10.4 meters you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

When I'm in Memphis, I always make eye contact and say hello, and so does everyone else there. In NYC, ah, no thanks. It makes you stand out too much. Makes you look like Woody and Keifer in The Cowboy Way? "Howdy" [hat tip] "Howdy" [hat tip] "Howdy" [hat tip] "Howdy" [hat tip] "Man, these people sure are rude." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Awww. That's a shame. I like eye contact - makes you say "howdy" to each other when you pass. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Damn. What are you, psychic? Yep. I remembered to turn on the ESP before I left home. I hate when I forget, 'cause it comes in handy in a state where most drivers are unaware of their cars' turn signal capabilities. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

A black fly in some chardonnay? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Like rain on your wedding day? Or the good advice that you just didn't take? Actually, those are all good points even if you DO know what you're doing. Oh, and always move fast, in a bit of a hurry. They'll say, "Wow, he's a dynamic kinda guy with places to go, things to do..." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

What about equal rights? We have to raise it most of the time right? Why don’t we insist that women always leave it up?? Say you have an office with 5 men and 5 women sharing on restroom. The toilet will get used an average of 20 times a day. 10 Times the seat needs to be up, 10 times it needs to be down. Why is down the only acceptable answer here? How is that fair? I still say the real problem is that women dont look and then get upset they get their tookus wet when they slip into the bowl. Then want to come yelling at us because they didnt look first. Sorry. No sympathy from me. You sat without looking. I never said the up/down status of the seat was an issue. In fact, I said it wasn't an issue. What IS an issue is pee on the seat and rim. By the time a man is an adult, he should know how to control his pee stream instead of marking the bathroom like a tomcat. Same thing for the ladies. If you hover and sprinkle, wipe down the seat. While you're at it, just sit already and don't sprinkle. If women outnumber men, please be nice guys and just put the damn seat down. Vice versa to the women. Or just don't worry about it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

We leave the lid down in our house to keep the animals out, so either way, we're both lifting and lowering... Not an issue. However, in an office environment, I think people should be extra courteous - it's not like you don't know who the culprit is... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Nice one G-dub! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Hey, heavily accented English is better than none at all! Jeez, I had to read that out loud just to get it. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Yeah, I wondered if "heart" was a euphemism for left boob, but I gave him the benefit of assuming he was being sweet... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I'll second that! WAAAAARRRRR EAGLE!!! I didn't see it, but we got minute-by-minute updates before, during and after the wedding I attended with all my closest Auburn friends in Ohio. One of the groomsmen was checking his cell phone from the altar, per the groom's instructions! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

Well that was just downright sweet.

OMG! You guys are too much!! And by the way, who ever said I wanted a pic of Clay's li'l grizzly? I left my camera unattended for like, two minutes! I get home, download the pics, "What the heck is... AW! EW!!! DAMNIT CLAY!!!" And by the way, nice try, but this ain't no damn democracy, so y'all will just have to sit on pins and needles with bated breath in anticipation of my next avatar... (gotta take the pics at home...) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

I might just be the proud owner of one as I type... if it's finally on my doorstep. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?