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She? She? That baby is a he www.myspace.com/durtymac

I found out today that my baby has to wear glasses from now on http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/818683050_7db5d55ff7.jpg www.myspace.com/durtymac

You could cut those toes off on the left and cook them as sausages www.myspace.com/durtymac

Its funny how when you're younger you get a new pair of shoes and all you want to do is scuff them up. Now when your older all you want to do is keep them clean as possible. www.myspace.com/durtymac

How do yours look then with a pair of hands loosely cupping them? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Loving the Red Arrows Break away at the end of the You tube vid www.myspace.com/durtymac

But you did have a lot of Kiwis on there www.myspace.com/durtymac

Now NZ are in the lead by 2-1 Looks like we will be hosting both the The Americas cup and Rugby world cup in the same year. Auckland is gonna be busy www.myspace.com/durtymac

Yeah time flies when your a parent. What have I done?! jon You put it in and didnt take out www.myspace.com/durtymac

Ever met a Scouser Billy? They try and rip everyone off www.myspace.com/durtymac

Yeah time flies when your a parent. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well if you come to NZ anytime you're more than welcome to come and have one for a few days www.myspace.com/durtymac

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/4253849.stm Woman jailed for testicle attack A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." SO if you ever meet an Amanda Monti dont get your balls near her. www.myspace.com/durtymac

And tired . www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well my boy is now 1 year old. Its absolutely incredible what a difference a year makes in the life of a baby. Hes not quite walking yet, perhaps he's a lazy bugger like his dad. He is coming out with "Mama" and "Dada" as his first mumbled words. Marlow is able to brush his hair and teeth (12 of them). He also has a fantastic grasp of how to use a remote control and turn over the tv just as the most important bit of the programme is airing. On a side note we are expecting number 2 in Oct and its another boy. So 2 babies under 2 is gonna be hard work but oh so fulfilling. Happy birthday Marlow Love your daddy xxxxx www.myspace.com/durtymac

Cheers www.myspace.com/durtymac

Can someone work this out? Pt 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=DjPfzKbYDXw Pt 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=HZJJK-XAnso I reckon its an FPS issue. Just like it does when you see a car wheel on film. It seems to go forwards then slow down and go backwards. Any other ideas? www.myspace.com/durtymac

I remember the one in 2002 in Derby. That was a bit of a shock, but with living in NZ now its alomost a daily occurance. There were 3 in one day in Auckland not so long ago, but they were all little ones. Only manageing about 4.1 on the scale. I could only tell from my laptop screen shuddering on the table top. Didnt really feel anything. Felt more in the 2002 one www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well when you move to Mac Jason you could use mac the ripper. This is a good fast ripper. Then use mpeg straem clip to convert the vob files to iPod format whcih is mp4. I find the convertor in iTunes too slow. Hope it helps www.myspace.com/durtymac

Some of the best Ive ever seen on this guys flickr site http://flickr.com/photos/stuckincustoms/sets/72057594049344877/detail/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Not a problem. We look forward to kicking your asses in the Rugby. Ill be supporting both England and the All blacks as Im a resident in NZ now. www.myspace.com/durtymac

How about you going and sucking your own cock? People will still look regardless of what the title says. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Im sure someone will let me know. Anyone know what this ff move is called? http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2006-07/2423_pic3443.jpg www.myspace.com/durtymac

I'll play. wow what a body www.myspace.com/durtymac

Is it funny making a joke out of something that people lst their lives in ? http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10432378 www.myspace.com/durtymac