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If there are any UK skydivers heading to NZ could you drop me a pm as I need a little something bringing over and no its not illegal. Cheers Matt www.myspace.com/durtymac

Weve always known the people form NZ are sic puppies www.myspace.com/durtymac

NSFW www.myspace.com/durtymac

ANTIGO, Wis. (AP) — A toddler who went fishing for a stuffed cartoon character in a vending machine wound up sharing space with the toy inside the game's plastic cubicle. Three-year-old Robert Moore tried to scoop out a stuffed replica of SpongeBob SquarePants with the vending machine's plastic crane on Saturday, but had no luck on his first attempt. While his grandmother, Fredricka Bierdemann, turned her back to get another dollar for a second try, Robert took off his coat and squeezed through an opening in the machine. He landed in the stuffed animal cube. "I turned around and looked for him, and he said, 'Oma, I'm in here," Bierdemann said. "I thought I would have a heart attack." Store employees couldn't find a key to the machine, so Robert waited while the Anti-go Fire Department was called. "He was having a ball in there, hugging all the stuffed animals," Bierdemann said. "He was so good-natured, but I was shaking like a leaf." Firefighters broke one lock but then spotted two latches inside the plastic cube. They passed a screwdriver to Robert, who eventually freed himself. He went home safe — but without a stuffed Sponge Bob. http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-10-25-boy-vending-spongebob_x.htm

Searched and couldnt find it So I decided to post it. Delete if its a repost. Pelican vs Pigeon. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/6083468.stm And video here http://www.metacafe.com/watch/249287/pelican_eats_pigeon/ www.myspace.com/durtymac

Dumb as fook. "its about 70 feet. he plans on some day doing a 100 footer." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kubfuLjfe0 www.myspace.com/durtymac

This was so funny today. I was listening to the news on the radio and the reporter cracked up laughing whilst reding it out. She had to scrap the rest of the news because she couldnt pull it together.... www.myspace.com/durtymac

Clipity fuckin clop lol www.myspace.com/durtymac

Oh I pop up now and then. Im mainly on here now www.myspace.com/durtymac

Busy man, busy. New toys to play with http://www.flickr.com/photos/durtymac/show/

I dont know if you lot have seen the invisible skate board vid on You tube here Well now an invisible bike has been invented too. Check it out

when asked about his favourite childhood programmes steve irwin replied "thunderbirds was great but there'll always be a place in my heart for stingray" www.myspace.com/durtymac

This is a ticket for the award ceremony. THat s nomally after somone has done something to deserve an award. Oh and that 20 cents is just my 20 cents worth www.myspace.com/durtymac

My sis in law had a son who had Lukemia and 3 days before he passed away Steve and Teri came to see him. It made Jethros last days more happy than they could've belived. He done nothin but great things for humans and animals alike www.myspace.com/durtymac

Read below http://dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2415956;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;;page=unread#unread www.myspace.com/durtymac

Say no more www.myspace.com/durtymac

Sad thing is s that his wife may not know about it. Shes off hiking in Tasmania. Reckon the footage will ever appear online? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Look at all the parents that give their kids guns to use when they are young. Is that so they wont flip out later on in life when they come across them? Will he go for Cremation, burial or croc food? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Whos presenting the Darwin awards to these guys? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Better than a zit on the tit www.myspace.com/durtymac

Thats the New Jackass film actually here http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/jackass2/internet_lg.html Dirty Sanchez beer enema..... Now thats magic www.myspace.com/durtymac

Hes at it again. This man is original. Poor ole Paris http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5310416.stm?ls www.myspace.com/durtymac

Thank you

Well almost 8 weeks on now since Marlow was born. Heres some more pics from the last 7 1/2 weeks. http://www.flickr.com/photos/durtymac/sets/72157594163467205/show/ Hes my little www.myspace.com/durtymac

Explosion http://www.break.com/index/satblow.html Looks like the end of the world www.myspace.com/durtymac