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I seen the trailer at the cinema a few weeks ago. I have already prebooked my ticket.

Happy b'day Sonic you old barsteward. Hope you enjoy. Get you a beer next time I see you.

Hey Faber feel lighter without the 5 screws in your leg then? Did you get any preferential treatment from ther nurses at all? Did they give you another 5 screws? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Is Easter cancelled then? www.myspace.com/durtymac

James Miller will be sadly missed for his pranks. Not only did he get in the ring with Holyfield and Bo he also manged to get naked on Buckingham Palace in the UK. James Miller www.myspace.com/durtymac

Can anyone tell me the song from a levis add filmed aprox in 1992 in a place with mountains and a forest,two girls,daughters of orthodoxs parents in a picnic steal a jeans,assuming they belong to a man taking a bath in the river.Tank you,i really appreciate you atention. BTW theres a party going on at the mo in here www.myspace.com/durtymac

DON'T LOOK INTO HIS EYES!!!!!! www.myspace.com/durtymac

Who the fuck is Kevin? www.myspace.com/durtymac

But put yourself in the place of all the innocent civilians in Iraq that are sat in THEIR homes totally unaware about what exactly is going to happen to them. Just the thought of this makes me feel sick. Yes terrorism is a terrible thing, but so is war. Sadly both go hand in hand. We have all seen Western propaganda and what it states about Iraq as a nation. So what on earth would their propaganda about both the USA and UK be stating. The innocent people in Iraq do not deserve to live in terror both from SH and western countries threatening war with no real evidence. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Whaa hey!! You got a cat. Only joking....... www.myspace.com/durtymac

I have lost my friends. Life without Blether just isn't the same anymore www.myspace.com/durtymac

Fellow Bletherers seen as though our page is not working shall we continue here? www.myspace.com/durtymac

Just tried it with my sister and we both chose different no's and it guessed both of our symbols at the same time. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Well I am lucky enough to know this inspiring chap personally. Al has come through so much in the last 10 yrs. he is truly amazing. He is so humble about his accomplishments. When you first see him fly you are left wondering all the time. Look out for his free fly buddy swifty who is also an amputee in pretty much the same way. When these 2 come together as their team they are gonna be unstopable. 1nce again Mr Al hodgson has people talking about him and in a good way. Big up Al and the Langar massive. www.myspace.com/durtymac

In your eyes! www.myspace.com/durtymac

Looks real to me. How does he shit? www.myspace.com/durtymac

This is an English chap who has a uncanny act of making extreme skydiving stories almost believable. Richard Ground Diver Enjoy. www.myspace.com/durtymac

Hey Dumpster this may make more sense Richard Groundiver www.myspace.com/durtymac

Apologies b4 hand www.myspace.com/durtymac

Chile say hello to the guys at Free fly centre for me. Espcially Mike Swanson and Chris Lynch. Say that Matt WILL get those MD's out to Mike asap. Tell him sorry for the wait. Cheers Chile www.myspace.com/durtymac

Hi there Dale. If you fancy Sebastian, check out Chris Lynch. He's an english dude who comes back to the UK regulary to teach cc classes. Have a look at Skydive mag and search for " Be a pilot and not a passenger" Heres his email address. chris@freeflytrainingcenter.com www.myspace.com/durtymac

My ass is broken. It's got a huge crack right up the middle. www.myspace.com/durtymac

TEN THINGS WE’RE STILL BETTER AT THAN THE AUSSIES Never mind the football – or the cricket, rugby, swimming, darts, bowls and netball, for that matter. Here's 10 things we’re definitely still better at than the folks Down Under (or Earl’s Court On Sea, as we like to think of it). Prepare to puff out your chests with British pride… Conkers Both men’s and women’s world champions are English born and bred. Richard Swailes from Northamptonshire and Liz Gibson from West Sussex are the current holders of these prestigious trophies. No Australians even reached the semi-finals. Losers! Boxing In 1987, naturalised Australian champ Joe Bugner – born in Hungary and a former British champion – got his arse handed to him by Frank Bruno in one of the most embarrassing performances at White Hart Lane not to involve Christian Gross. As if we proud Brits would ever stoop so low as to have a heavyweight champion who actually came from another country! Toe-Wrestling There was nary an Australian in sight as Karen Davies and Alan Nash used their pedal digits in fine style to defeat all-comers and lift their respective world championship trophies. When it comes to fighting with feet, England are the true champions of the world. Superstars For all their so-called superiority in just about every sporting field of note, Great Britain pole vaulter Brian Hooper still holds the World Individual Superstars title. Those who point out that this is largely because the competition has not been held since his victory in 1982 are just being negative. Canoe Polo The Aussies might have mastered water polo, but a more intelligent race has worked out that there’s no point in getting wet and all puffed out from treading water when you can simply play the game from the comfort of a boat instead. Great Britain’s men have won gold at the last two world championships and our women will be hoping to reclaim their 2000 gold in Japan next year. Tiddlywinks According to respected Tiddlywinks journal Winking World, Brit Patrick Barrie is the undisputed master of the squidger (that’ll be the larger disc used to propel your winks). He owns the world singles title and shares the world pair crown with Ed Wynn. And there’s not an Aussie in sight. Winkers! Formula One With no participants at all between David Brabham's exit in 1994 and Mark Webber's debut at Melbourne last season, the closest Australia have had to a world champion since Alan Jones in 1980 has been Dannii Minogue getting her hands on Jacques Villeneuve's gearstick. Blighty, meanwhile, has seen both Nigel Mansell and Damon Hill win for the homegrown Williams team, while Jenson Button comprehensively outscored Webber last time out. In your well-tanned faces, Ockers! Air Guitar London architect Zac ‘Mr Magnet’ Munro thrashed Australian opponent Dave ‘Super Dave’ Williams to retain his International Air Guitarist Of The Year title in Finland last August. Organisers praised Munro for his “improvisation and living in the moment”, as well as lauding his choice of The White Stripes Fell In Love With A Girl as ideal for virtual plank-spankage . We reckon his far superior nickname might also have had something to do with it. Culture Britain: Sgt Pepper by The Beatles, Hamlet by William Shakespeare, The Haywain by John Constable. Australia: Suddenly by Angry Anderson, The Puppetry Of The Penis, Do You Know What It Is Yet? Number 1009 by Rolf Harris. Drug Cheating Among Top Sportsmen Actually, they appear to have overtaken us in this one too… www.myspace.com/durtymac

Yes please. Sweet preferably. Oh and an extra large Sprite. Think we'll be sat here a while www.myspace.com/durtymac

Here you go Quade. This was in the UK. Email overload. Sometimes death truly is a "dull, dreary affair..." Dateline: 01/31/01 By David Emery I would be remiss if I let another week pass without commenting on the strange story of George Turklebaum. According to reports published in the British press, Mr. Turklebaum, a proofreader in a New York publishing firm, sat stone-dead in his office chair for five days last October before his coworkers realized it. This has aroused Yankee skepticism. In England the item has appeared in the Birmingham Sunday Mercury (which takes credit for the scoop), the Daily Mail, the Guardian, the Times, on the BBC and no doubt in other venues, but American papers have by and large not seen fit to propagate it. As the story goes, the 51-year-old Turklebaum suffered a fatal coronary one day while working at his desk. Apparently none of his 23 coworkers thought it remarkable to see him slumped motionless in his chair for five days running, because Turklebaum kept mostly to himself and was always the first to arrive and the last to leave the office every day. It's the sort of scenario Somerset Maugham must have had in mind when he said, "Death is a very dull, dreary affair." But let's be scientific. Medical examiners say that within three days after a person dies, the corpse should exhibit obvious signs of decay: swelling, discoloration, fluid leakage and that distinctive odor of death. It's unlikely those symptoms could have gone unnoticed by Turklebaum's fellow employees on into the fifth day postmortem. About Poll Is the George Turklebaum story believable? Yes, very Maybe, kind of Absolutely not Current Results Nevertheless, the Birmingham Sunday Mercury stands by its account. Proudly. "We reported in December that New Yorker George Turklebaum had died at work — but none of his colleagues noticed for FIVE days," a follow-up article says. "We estimate that international interest in poor George's woeful tale means that more than 100,000 emails have now been sent from office worker to office worker." "Of course the story is true," the Mercury continues, responding to questions about its veracity. Nevermind that the New York City white pages don't list a single Turklebaum in the area; the item came from a reliable source — a Big Apple radio station. It's interesting to find the Sunday Mercury speaking as if it scooped the story, given that its first report was dated December 17 and the Guardian had already run a less-detailed version two days earlier. Among the colorful details added in the Mercury's rendition was this tag: "Ironically, George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died." Does anyone else hear the phrase "too good to be true" ringing in their ears? www.myspace.com/durtymac