Jib

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  1. http://webflash.com/indexframe.php?id=712&id=712 -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  2. I'm like 260 out the door and had the same problem. One video guy said I burned the shingles off his ass. Like Dave said, get a suit. It'll make a huge difference. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  3. For how much longer will you not be sucking at the DZ? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    Or Scooby Doo? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  5. ROTFLMAO!! $860?? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  6. With the size of some of the threads, e.g. Eloy and Bytch Boogies, it would be kinda cool to be able to search just in the thread you're reading rather than skim 600+ posts -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    Cell Phones

    Have a cell phone, cable modem and no home phone. The only people that called me there when I had one tried to sell me something during dinner! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  8. Race or religion shouldn't matter in skydiving or any other pursuit. But, differing backgrounds could matter in relationships. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  9. I dunno if there is a right woman, but I do know having someone isn't worth being miserable or even apathetic. Some people aren't happy with themselves; so,they think they need to be completed and are afraid to be alone. Right now, I'm having a great time and when I meet the right woman, put a fork in me. Until then, my mother can wait for grandchildren and the rest of the world can %$#@ off. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  10. The laterals (the part of the harness that goes from the bottom of the container to your hips and connects to the shoulder straps) does not go all the way to the side of the container, but stops an inch or so before the edge. It is supposed to provide a better fit. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  11. or use a yard stick in the picture -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    So, when's the Bachelorette Party? Now, that you're a bachelorette again.
  13. Why can't I get invited to parties like this: http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/invest/extra/P64581.asp New York prosecutors showed about 20 minutes of video footage from the 2001 party that cost $2.1 million -- about half paid by Tyco -- and featured singer Jimmy Buffett, gladiators, chariots and an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David spewing vodka from his penis... But Judge Michael Obus ruled that jurors wouldn't see footage of the ice sculpture or a birthday cake in the shape of a woman's breasts with sparklers mounted on top. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    I think there's gonna be a need for Costco size Aspirin too! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  15. That's not enough info to give you any idea of the value of an injury. Variables could include but are not limited to: type of injury, rater (ortho, chiro, family doctor), guidelines used, insurance company, surgery/not/type, medical bills, lost income, type of claim (e.g. comp, personal injury). Bottom line: Ask a lawyer. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  16. I bet you did the 88% just to be able to post-whore more! 100%
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    DZ.com Jargon

    -- one who had had the honor of drinking like a Viking with Mono Uno aka SkyOne or one of his proxies and NOT sucking to such an extent as to earn, and have the title and commensurate name bestowed upon him or her. femur -- verb: to break one's femur dungeon -- place where HH keeps greenies. beer! -- exclamation meaning you owe one case of a fine malted beverage for doing something the first time or screwing up. humps:jumps:cases owed -- proper format for posting weekend numbers. Asshat -- Dave's favorite word of endearment -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  18. Gusts to 25 from 15 as of 8am are a little too squirrelly for my tastes and I can only jump one day this weekend. So, I'm a year older today and, pathetically, in the office post-whoring and praying tomorrow'll be better. At least, it's getting cloudy. Edit: It's pouring! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  19. One thing I really, really didn't like when I was looking were the places that wanted a year contract, did 40 minute classes (including warm-up) that you could only go to 3 times per week out of more than twice that many offered to beginners (or pay for private lessons) and required almost monthly testing (to generate fees). I saw one owner in court suing former students over their contracts. Others teach the same thing, for the same money, have a better vibe and shorter contracts, if any, you can do whatever you want to as far as classes, test when you're ready and the owners are interesting in teaching you. Also, just because it says XYZ on the door, doesn't mean it's the same as another XYZ dojo. I trained in 2 Aikido dojos; both head instructors earned their black belts from the founder. One style was soft and spiritual; the other was harder and used more force. I don't think one's necessarily better than the other, but may be better for one person. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    Yeah, & we want extra altitude... ladies? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    100% Cotton, pocket in front, something decent in back -- yep -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  22. BYTCH! JMPNKRAMER LADYSKYDIVER SKYDIVENFLORIDA Jib ssssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
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    The Bytch Boogie!

    You get to play AND he has a better chance to score a goal from defense. (It's Murphy's law afterall!) Isn't decades of abuse worth it? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  24. I don't think it's out to the public yet. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt
  25. My mother knew I got my pilot certificate. So, I told her I was flying out to Clewiston. After I did a tandem and AFF 1, I emailed her pictures with the message that they were of me flying. She was expecting a pretty white Cessna... On the other hand, when I told them I was learning to fly, they were relieved that I wasn't skydiving. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt