RevJim
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I have 2 drinking phases. Phase 1: The 'I can afford to drink' phase. Phase 2: The 'I can't afford to drink' phase. I'm currently in phase 2. I hope to never develop the thrid phase. The 'What can I see to get back to phase 1' phase. NOTE: The phases tend to swap easily. Change 'drink' to 'skydive'. Same effect. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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and i speak for all of us here... we are luck to have you...... don't think anyone could inspire me more than you did at wffc....... last night around the bonfire and i see some words written on a hotties belly.... what did it say.... "rev jim was here"...... that made me smile all night.... very funny!!!! Heh I regretfully didn't make that part of the bonfire. I had a good excuse though. My balloon jump was set for 6 a.m. and when I got out there at that time on the golf cart, Monkey1, Bytch, and that particular hottie (as well as others) were still there. So, even though I didn't get to drink around the blazing heat, I did get the best of both worlds. An early morning balloon jump, and the last of the original bonfire.
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After 2 telephone conversations tonight I have but one thing to say; Damn, I'm lucky to have this good of friends.
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Awww, hell yea. Only rule of this bench, no Canadians. They're delusional. They actually think they look younger than they are. How about ballads (or power ballads as they are sometimes called) that have the same effect? Miles Away by Winger. Beth (Acoustic) by KISS Mama, I'm Coming Home by Ozzy and Michael? You're dating yourself. I can't remember the last time I saw any kind of stereo in a car with a volume knob. It's all freakin buttons now. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Watch it bub! Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you! Don't forget to put your dentures in , talking smack without your teeth in is a lot less intimidating You have noooooo clue..... It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Old people are funny
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Nothing like advertising the fact that you finished downloading a ripped DVD and can't figure out how to open it. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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In that case.... #1 "gonna get my ass thrown in jail" song? Sawyer Brown's remake of "Six Days" Even though I'm not diving for a living anymore, that song still sends chills up my spine and forces my foot closer to the floor. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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heh hehehe hehehaha har har har har BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, I think that's a tear in my eye, I was laughing so hard! Talk about an empty threat! hehehehehehehe! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Oh hell yea! WTF, pretty much anything by Billy Idol can get you a speeding ticket if it comes on at the wrong time. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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A ha! Another skydiver that listens to country, at least once in awhile! That song is freakin hilarious. I bet the first time ya heard it ya thought "What the hell did he just say?!?!" heh, I did! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Yea, but not in the good way. (They chew first, then they suck) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Yep. Uh huh. OK. That really made me feel good about MY age. You little underaged kid! With age comes wisdom! (Where's mine?) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Don't forget the important one. I know (from experience, twice). XXIV.) The only time you will ever wipe out your bike will also be the only time you do not wear a helmet. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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on the hood of white snake’s car Damn them for making that song. It's not like I don't feel too old already. On a lighter note, it's one of the few songs I actually turn up in the car. Well, that and "Some Beach". So, what can you not help but crank to deafening levels when alone on the highway? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Yea, me too. My wife would never suspect that! "Where the hell have you been?" "Oh, just out screwing around on you with a volleyball player, dear." "Bullshit! You were at the DZ again, weren't you?!?" hehe It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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I have got some major booty shake music in my head . . .
RevJim replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Yea. Too bad we can't sem to find any willing, available monkeys, huh? I would voulunteer but theres a couple reasons I can't 1. Astros beat Atlanta 2. She's turned me down more then once I would too but alas, I'm not a monkey! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 -
But Shawn, tell me how you really feel! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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I have got some major booty shake music in my head . . .
RevJim replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Yea. Too bad we can't sem to find any willing, available monkeys, huh? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 -
Whew, sure glad I didn't follow that advise 12 years ago (I was wrong before.....5 years dating and 7 married = 12, not 13, LOL). I might be stuck in a crappy relationship chock full of drama! It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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Thanks Lisa. It's just the piling up of the shit that gets to you. I know what I want, but ya know the drill... School, bills, family at home, and no real income. Add to that the fact that the last time I got an airbath was my Bird Man balloon jump at the WFFC... Well, I needed to smaile, and that did it. Your post just made it bigger too, thanks!
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Nice question. It can cause a lot of friction between the ex and the friend, but it they are good enough friends, they'll get through it. How do I know? Simple, I married my Ex's best friend. They are still best friends, and I'm still married.
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I was kinda down today. No real reason, just at school and bored. I needed a smile, and it just wasn't coming. I decided to search for a post I made some time ago and in searching I found this thread, one that I had totally forgotten about. As it stands, I can no longer remember when post I was searching for, and this thread was brought the smile back out. Thanks Mar, Katee, Renee, Sunny and others. Even though it was from some time ago, I needed it now, and it's still greatly appreciated.
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Why? Hell, that's an easy one! 'Cause I always save it for when I'm finished with the drink! (Soaks up more alcohol if ya leave it in there longer. Nice bite then!) It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1
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As funny as that is, I gotta say I thought the 'nice guy shit' was getting me nowhere too. Then 13 years ago I met one that liked nice guys. 5 years later I married her, to the day. One week ago today we made it 13 years total, with the last 7 married. They are out there people, but they are not gonna find you. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1