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Canadian snowboarder Ross Rebagliati ... the running joke after that was Roll a fatty for Ross Rebagliati (pronounced Reb-lee-at-tee) hehehehe 'Shell 'Shell

Try this one (scroll down under Travel and Expenses) http://www.financial.ualberta.ca/formscabinet.cfm Hope it helps! 'Shell 'Shell

Thanks!! and Herc looks like quite the stud him self! One boxer was great but two are a handfull ya just can't help but love em'. How did you know I had boxers on? He thinks he's a stud but he's really just my big white cat! And I'm not telling you how I knew that ... 'Shell 'Shell

Awwww ... your boxers are SO sweet! (edited to add ... I meant the Boxer DOGS -- not his undies!) 'Shell 'Shell

Here's my baby, Herc. He'll be 4 years old on Boxing Day (hehehe - a boxer born on Boxing Day). 'Shell 'Shell

[url http://www.thecommunicationsgroup.com/games/christmas2004/index.asp?s=Free+O[/url] CHRISTMAS GAME 'Shell

And another .... 'Shell 'Shell

And cords and scarves and getting to buy new BOOTS! 'Shell 'Shell

http://www.woodward.edu/faculty/us/math/apstat/pigs/PassThePigs.html My best - 121 (so far) 'Shell 'Shell

I'm sorry ... I'll use smaller words next time. 'Shell 'Shell

Proving my point that boys are stupid ... 'Shell 'Shell

Me ... biased ... nah ... just stating the facts! 'Shell 'Shell

All you need to know about men and women: Women are crazy and men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is because men are stupid! 'Shell 'Shell

Great Big Sea - When I'm Up Song clip here - http://www.greatbigsea.com/themusic/audio/play2.mp3 I am the fountain of affection I'm the instrument of joy And to keep the good times rolling I'm the boy, I'm the boy, You know the world could be our oyster, You just put your trust in me, Cause we'll keep the good times rolling Wait and see, wait and see....oh wait and see! His Exhaltation, a sweet disintegration. A few discolourations, then it comes along up is why he chooses, the kisses and the bruises There ain't nothing he refuses, then it comes along It comes along, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted! Chorus: When I'm up I can't get down Can't get down, can't get level When I'm up I can't get down Get my feet back on the ground When I'm up I can't get down Can't get down, can't get level When I'm up I can't get down Get my feet back on the ground He just needs, something to blind him Something to wind him up It won't take long to find him When it comes on strong. Wise guys are grinning, street lights are spinning The night is just beginning, and then it comes on strong It comes on strong, and I am lifted, I am lifted, I am lifted! Chorus Oh it comes on strong, and I am lifted. It comes on strong, and I am lifted. I am lifted, I am lifted! Chorus 'Shell

Jennifer Jason Leigh BLECH!!! 'Shell 'Shell

Awww ... that's not fair! And Auntie Star and Auntie 'Shell would have taken good care of your little darlings! Hugs to you and Shane and the girls! 'Shell 'Shell

Yeah, basically the WFFC and LP just swapped dates. I'm guessing that maybe Fred goofed on the first set of dates as the boogie ALWAYS runs over our (Canuck) August longweekend (which next year is August 7th). 'Shell 'Shell

In case you didn't hear, LP has changed the dates for 2006 boogie to July 29 to August 7 (I think the original dates were July 22 to 31). Mark your calendars!! 'Shell 'Shell

The Family Man 'Shell 'Shell

Monster dot ca has some good info on resume writing, etc, on their website ... check it out at http://content.monster.ca/ and scroll down to RESOURCES. 'Shell 'Shell

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? Luckily, it was only a finger! If it was a whole hand, Congress would have voted to keep it alive. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're gay. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water. New Rule: Stop jacking with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were hoping to goodness you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months: "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't care in the first place. 'Shell 'Shell

Ditto on the horse ... 'Shell 'Shell

Me too

The Rack (tm) and The Rack (tm) 2.0 can fend for themselves. I just had to kiss Shell's ass to ensure she doesn't kick mine next year at LP. Besides, isn't that the kind of stuff the sponsor should take care of? I would never kick your ass my dear ... well, maybe just a little ... 'Shell 'Shell

How did this responsibility fall on me? My boobs ain't famous. Do your own damn work. Someone's a little cranky now, isn't she ... your idea - YOU do the work (or no jello the next time I see you!) 'Shell 'Shell