Shell666
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Meh, I'll pass then. 'Shell
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Not for everyone! I had a friend in highschool that could do it with ease. I also had a friend that asked us to staple his arm repeatedly. Is your friend male and single? The one that could lick it, I mean ... I could do without the one that asked for the repeated stapling. I think I dated his brother. And by "it" I meant his elbow. Awww... never mind ... all y'all minds are in the gutter now anyway. Carry on.
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Classic! Maybe HE needs this support group. I'm in favour of a Ryan Smyth Support Group. On a serious note, I'll miss him here. So will a lot of people. They scraped his teeth off the ice in the playoffs last year. He'll be missed. On a MORE serious note, he still looks like a homeless guy. Mullets are SO last year ... 'Shell
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NO NO NO that comment is not an ass comment it's an APT comment, but still funny What if I WANT to be an ass?? Can I be that way? And CALL myself an ass without it being a PA?? Please, let me just be the ass that I am ... 'Shell
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Too late, already know! That's part of my charm, my dear.
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Welcome to my world. Shutout. For Phoenix. On the night we retired Moose's #11 AND wore the Oilers Vintage Jersey. Bright blue and orange (a la my dog's pic from a while back). And Smyth is in New York now. I wonder if he realizes that he has no teeth, AND a mullet AND he's walking around in New York. They're gonna think he's homeless. 'Shell
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thats friggin funny I'm an ass. You'll get to know that in time. 'Shell
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Will have to do that at work. Won't play on my Mac. 'Shell
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Don't know. That's what dictionary.com came up with when I put in "vowel". Perhaps they're Welsh. 'Shell
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SHIT! Was that TONIGHT??? Damn, I missed it! 'Shell
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The way I was taught was that the vowels are A, E, I, O U and sometimes Y According to dictionary.com - a letter representing or usually representing a vowel, as, in English, a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes w and y. But then again, why explain it to you. You lick your elbow. 'Shell
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What? You don't like learning useless info? You could be on Jeopardy one day. The McT question was on Millionaire! Did you know it's impossible to lick your own elbow?? Edited to add: You're trying to lick your elbow right now, aren't you.... 'Shell
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Yep. That SUCKS big time. And on the eve of Mess's retirement to boot. Damn it. 'Shell
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ROFL! Okay, Jill's out, Shell's in. Alas, I wouldn't be able to attend with him in Jill's place. THIS is Jill. 'Shell
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You think she's moody now ... check THIS out. 'Shell
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Who coaches what team? Anyone, anyone?? Those pesky oilers Doesn't matter who he's coaching. He'd be a cutey regardless!! 'Shell
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Bullshit! Mandatoryhelmets were,...1979 draft? Maybe. The Boston Bruins made helmets mandatory for defensemen in 1970 after the near death of Ted Green in an argument with Wayne Maki's stick. After a few practices Bobby Orr hurled his off the ice and announced that he would not wear it. So much for that rule. Green returned to the Bruins for the 1970-71, and 71-72 seasons and wore a helmet for the rest of his career. In 1973 Borje Salming became one of the first 'sissified' European players in the NHL. They all wore helmets. Mike Bossy became perhaps the first Don Cherry approved (North American born) players to wear a helmet starting in the 1977-78 season. Mr. Bossy was not a sissy. Who was the LAST NHL player to play without a helmet?? Craig McTavish (the sexiest coach in the NHL) 'Shell
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Um, I think you meant to reply to Jewels about what you look like. I'm familiar with both you and Philthy. I know that you're both going to be the drunk, somewhat bald guys. You taking Jill with you??? 'Shell
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Okay, "the Golds" would be where, exactly? I assume that it means you're close to the ice, if not on the glass, and that you either paid a ridiculous price for your ticket or there is a corporate ticket-holder making that possible. Please translate for those of us who frequent the Pepsi Can here in Denver. He probably finagled a ticket from someone at work. Or outright stole it. I know him and what he's like. See HERE for where his seats are. Lucky lucky lucky is all I can say. 'Shell
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We need to kick some Coyote ass tonight too. AFTER, of course, the raising of #11 to the rafters. Bets on how long the Moose can keep it together before the kleenex comes out??
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Yep. Up there with a few other guys he won a few Cups with here in Edmonton. Should be a good send-off. Will you be there? (That's supportive, right, so we can say I'm not hijacking the thread?) Nope. Can't find a ticket ANYWHERE in the city. My friend from work is going. Lucky bitch. 'Shell
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Yep. Up there with a few other guys he won a few Cups with here in Edmonton. Should be a good send-off. 'Shell
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We need to kick some Coyote ass tonight too. AFTER, of course, the raising of #11 to the rafters. Bets on how long the Moose can keep it together before the kleenex comes out??
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You're welcome. 'Shell
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Perhaps the "door not working" sign might have helped you. 'Shell