TheBile

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  1. Exactly what these forums desperately need. Posts with the word 'Thong' in them. Keep up the good work. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  2. TheBile

    R U A Flirt ?

    But only to those who deserve it, right ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  3. Christ ! Not another one ! I'm still getting over the Chipmunks ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  4. Those orange sunset ones are stunning ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  5. Man, I pissed myself laughing on that Star Wars stuff. That was just hilarious ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  6. "So how long does it take to shave those legs anyway ?" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  7. Did you know that the follow yup to that movie was Empire Strikes Back. George Lucas's working title was 'No Hand Luke'. >>Groan
  8. I thought that kids name was Joey ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  9. Independance Day. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  10. TheBile

    R U A Flirt ?

    You shouldn't wink, Brits. Every time you do your robbing me of seeing both those beautiful eyes of yours, even if it is for a fleeting second. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  11. "Faster, Harder, Oh Yeah, I'm so Wet, Screw me like the cheap whore that I am, Oh, Oh, Oh, Ooooohhhhhh Yesssss !" Lieutenant "Biggies" McGuire, US Navy Semen 2 Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  12. I can understand people buying a PS2 just so that they can play Grand Turismo 2, but Doom III is going to tempt people to buy a new PC to play the smegging thing. I'm just praying that my P4 2Ghz 32MB GraphicsCard will be sufficient to play it at a reasonable rez. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  13. Depresses the shit out of me. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  14. Dude, you are so right. "Now this is what I call a target rich environment. Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this." Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  15. TheBile

    R U A Flirt ?

    How much of a flirt are you. Can you give an example ? Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  16. 300,000 posts. 33 New 95 Unread 299,333 about as useful as a diet crouton. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  17. "Now all we need is a little Energon, and a lot of luck !" Optimus Prime - Transformers The Movie Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  18. The first time I swore under canopy was the first time it opened on my first jump. It went :- "One Thousand, Two Thousand, Three Thousand, Four Thousand, Check Canopy.............Thank Fuck for that !" Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  19. Hi There. I hope you find everything here funny and useful enough to become a long-term member of this international nuthouse.
  20. Welcome to the nuthouse. Please leave your sanity behind. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  21. TheBile

    nicknames

    This girl I used to work with (and one who turned me down when I asked her out) came into work for her first week with a really wooly white jumper. She was also know drinking nothing but one particular brand of Beer. So her nickname was Fluffy The Caffreys Drinker. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  22. 'Scuse me while I find a needle and thread to sow up my sides. Not sure about the tattooed arse though. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  23. Man ! I do hope that truly is a mouse and not a Gerbil ! Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  24. Maybe it would be more effective if you did the snow dance on my lap. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !
  25. TheBile

    Favorite film?

    Top Gun. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !