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  1. GooniesKid
    Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? OH....MAH....GOSH!!! That video is pure awesome!! I literally LOL'd out so loud my manager and co workers came up to me to see what i was doing
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    *thumbs up* By the way, another great mantra to live by is "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." This has kept me out of trouble in more than a few cases.
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    *raises hand* Present and accounted for!
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    A great philosopher once said " Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." I live by those rules..for some dudes it wouldn't be too far from the true from just flipping a coin.
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    Trolls

    GooniesKid replied to Remster's topic in The Bonfire

    Awww c'mon..it's not a reference to me is it? Last few posts today haven't been off topic, or referring to women as prospects, or slamming on a newbie.
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    i don't find this disgusting at all..i mean, with modern technology i've done alot of texting, messaging, internet surfing, and forum posting while taking a dump....before it used to be magazines,,now it's a cell phone. I have been on a business conference call (while at home) in just my whitie tighties before just to check it off my bucket list.
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    Autumn colours

    GooniesKid replied to Zep's topic in The Bonfire

    That stew looks good..what is it?
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    I live in Vegas...Love it.
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    was it a hard opening? can't tell by the pics really. However consider this. When i did my first AFF1 jump i remember on opening telling myself "oh man, this is a lot of G's (probably only going up o 3 G's or so" and yelling out "arrrgghhh f...........K!!!". It was a "hard" opening,,considering it was my first time my body has experienced a parachute opening going terminal. But after the 2nd jump it I got used to it because i knew what to expect. A "real/true" hard opening is a different matter. I know people that have broken ribs, back, etc from a hard opening that grounded them for months.
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    I want to get BACK to my home country..i'm a wanted man in 20 different countries And by wanted i mean not by the law but by a few lady friends if you know what i mean
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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned me being a bad date yet
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    Don't know what all the fuss is about. I like my mondays; get to work from home, don't have to dress in a suit, can go at my own pace, get to Chipotle for lunch or hit the gym, watch some TV while i work...Love my Mondays! (Applies to Fridays too). Contractors FTW
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    Wait . . . is it OK when its not plugged in? Pervert. I prefer warm apple pie
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    With women isnt it the wrong time of the month all the time? For the woman in your life I'm sure. very true
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    Best Quote Ever :) Best Movie too :)
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    Get one that fits well too and you are comfortable in
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    Get a full face..all the cool kids have em
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    Lol! Well I havent bashed a newbie or company in awhile now..my troll management class is working out for me
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    Lol! And people thought I was a jerk for using the word prospect! Well done sir!!
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    With women isnt it the wrong time of the month all the time?
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    The beginning of the video they explain how they did it
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    AnalMike! Love the name...my favorite body part and the name of my pet dog put together! anyways grats on the rating!
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    I've tried that..doesn't work
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    fake, this is staged. she's cute by the way
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    Johnny,, true story, i once had the edge of my sack caught under neath the leg strap with a few pubes. On opening it was the most intense pain i've ever experienced. It sucked. Thankfully it was just some skin and hair ,and not the actual sack, that got pinched. If it was my actual sack that got caught i swear i think it would have ended up like a smashed egg. As part of my gear check i now check to make sure my junk and sack are clear away from the leg straps.