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Tom, you mess with my friends and I'm gonna hit you. And you'r gonna fall. And than I'll kick you. And you'll cry. And if you are bigger than I am, the worse for you! I love kicking large guys! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I shall now venture in the general direction of my bed in order to get some beauty sleep (damn, where are the cucumber slices I put on my eyes at night?) I expect you fine people to be on your way tomorow morning. Please give me a call so I can make appropriate arrangements: brass band from the local Salvation Army, children with flowers, Jeb (Bush of course) giving you keys to the State of Florida, UCF cheerleaders and so on.... . Sleep tight, cause bed bugs bite. I shall buy you many beers tomorrow evening jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Oy, children tandem queens or not! Get your good for nothing kieesters down here, and I mean NOW! Leave organizing the celebrations to MEEEEE! (Shit I'm scared already!) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Easiest gun to hide in your jump suit is a .380 Walther PPK. Remember it has only 7 rounds, so bring two spare clips to have real fun. In order to prepare the DZ staff for proper reactions I suggest shoting a tandem pasanger (or someone from manifest) beforehand. It does wonders to the moral fiber of the skydiving staff. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Babe, Travis just talked you into driving to Florida! This is going to be an awesome TG Boogie! Did he tell you there are 4 Otters and a Porter at ZHills right now? Did he mention I am bringing some Agava Juice, cause we will put people through the Rodriguez trial? Did he mention tha we will Muff people? Did he mention that I am legally insane? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Suz baby I am HAPPY to find out you are no longer a virgin. It's such a brag, you know jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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WE are all a little tips I hope jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OOOOOOK. from now on I shall refrain from any more comment jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Suz baby, there ain't nothin' that an automatic pistol will not solve. That includes both your sister's boufriend as well as your AFF instructors. So think positive! After all if they do something you don't like you can always shoot their fucking brains out! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I hope that was a statement, not a question! Course I do jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Ufff, my faith in humanity is restored! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Shiiit, babe you shattered my world with that statement! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Geeeeezus dudes, ever try consulting a witch doctor? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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1. Long hot bath (softens the tissue) 2. Rubbing alcohol (better substitute Baccardi 151) 3. Nothing else. Enjoy the Baccardi jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I'm right here. Finished the Sambuca, the nice Cognac, ate the turkey, burped twice and decided to annoy people on DZ.com. I'm good at it! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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OK, I shall repeat that: 1. Jaaksa, due to your opinions I fart in your general direction 2. A personal attack on my nation personally annoys me. I personally retain the right to personally attack anybody who attack the country I live in. 3. Calling someone (this case Jaaksa) dumber than a box of hair might be considered a personal attack on a box of hair. 4. Let Jaaksa defend himself. Caution is prescribed when disarming land mines, not expressing opinions. If you expect me to be politically correct - dream on! 5. Anybody else afraid of their shadow?!!! 6. Last but not least: I am fucking rude, sue me!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Post deleted. Please follow the simple rules that we have and debate without personal attacks. skymama jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Yeah, beer? I dont know, but I spent everything I ever earned on the huge party they call my life - it's been an orgy for quite some time now jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Live fast, die hard and when you die, do it with your boots on! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Shhhhhhhhh. Before you talk remember, the enemy is listening! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Please, don't tell me you have never used witchkraft. I used it frequently to get rid of nasty neighbours. Must try the Namibian version though cause up to now I only used VooDoo and Santeria. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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Damn, this is profoundly wrong! A GREEN skymama! And to think we used to be friends. You can't trust nobody these days jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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1. I definitely DON'T want a person for the rest of my life 2. World peace? Fuck world peace 3. Yeah! I want One Million Dollars. Tax free, all for me. Yeah! One Million Dollars - wherever you are, I love you jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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SWM ISO 8 Norwegian lesbians. 1. Must be real attractive 2. Must feed me grapes 3. Must know how to sing (needed while feeding me grapes) 4. Must vow to clean the pad 5. Must support me financially 6. Should be ready to carry me around (Oh, OK not required, but would be nice. Candidates call (407) 555 JRAF, that's (407) 555 4723. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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I love kids too. Just cant manage to eat one all by myself. Who want's to share? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275