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  1. Bucky, Bucky, Bucky!!! (applause) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  2. Je¿eli kochasz to b¹dz mij¹ ¿on¹ jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  3. Czy mogê Ciê poca³owaæ w kurczaka? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  4. jraf

    the French

    Let's just handgrenade the fuckers!!!....aaah...who are we talking about this time? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    the French

    I personally decided to fight the French by depriving them of their countries natural resources. That is why I decided to drink all their wine out. Salut!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  6. Yes coffee will be just fine...and I can offer you wine after that...I mean all revolutions in Russia had their genesis in the movememt of December 1825...shall we start our own little revolution? I am a sworn anarchist after all..."let's stirr trouble" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  7. Most definitely a Dekabrist poem. We need to discuss this in further detail fine lady. It is so interesting after all jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  8. Dude chill....she looked real...spicy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  9. Well...maybe Kristen needs a local tutor...I could sacrifice myself....maybe? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  10. Vsey dushoy i vsem sedtsem will suffice I suppose. I still remember the: Buriya mgloyu niebo kroet, Vikhry sniezhniye krutia To kak zvier ona zavoyet, To zaplachiet kak dietia
  11. No...I think you will easily find a book with that particular word written in cyrilic...like Ty Moya Liubovnitsa...i ty znayesh shto ya tebya liubliu bolie chem zhizn..but you know that anyway krasavitsa moya
  12. Well nothing to blush about liubovnitsa I just hope yours are as well as the ones I encountered in VA Beach. By the way...thanks for the tip...Valentines was not all that bad after all.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  13. Hooters...babe, I could tell you all about them...you know, left knob AM dial...Right knob FM. So how are your boobies fine lady? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  14. Yeah, that picture on the wall looked awfully like you...and some lecherous blond babe...I mean Travis would like her, I'm sure jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Shalom children...

    ...I'll take a bath now and you all can just envy me, for it is warm and smells good...... ......will be back though.....and don't have any perverted thoughts jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  16. Wait..."Schindlers List"....I thought it was a commedy.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  17. Clay, one of these days...in few months I will tell you the details....trust me...it was INVALUABLE!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  18. I've had an experience where someone was doing something "shady". When I found out , he said ..." I didn't tell you because I know how jealous you can get..." Well... I call bullshit. He was actually turning it around on me..trying to make me feel like I was the one with the problem..he could keep his activities secret and then if I found out he could blame the lack of communication on my jealousy. Then I ended up having to defend myself and he somehow got to divert the attention off of himself. However, I do recognize that each situation and relationship is different and it is true that some are completely crazy and psychotic and you can't tell them anything without them freaking out which comes the question......Why be with them to begin with.. However, I should not even speak about relationships so ignore me.. Fine lady...if in doubt - SHOUT!!! There is no fault in the one that does no wrong. And if wrong is done as response to wrong...can you blame yourself only? Maybe YOU are the one to tell everybody what a relationship is...think about it babe! After all real love just waits to explode...and you never know when..maybe at a dz, maybe while having a lamb dinner jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  19. Actually Clay, weather I showed up or not my $207 I now owe the Commonwealth of Virginia would be due anyway....but, at least by not showing up to court I got to........BS.......with the said skydiver chick. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  20. OK, I have not insulted you all filthy assholes in a while, so this is to report on the Valentines weekend and my really unseccessfull court appointment in VA Arrived in VA on the 13th in the evening. Met up with this woman I know, I mean skydiver chick and all. Court appointment 2 hours away next morning. The skydiver chick and I talked till early hours. Result - 2 hours sleep. So I wake up, drink my coffe and walk to me aluminium charriott...only to find out that the court date was at 9:00 AM the day before.....FUUUUUUUUCK. Went back to sleep...said skydiver chick comes over and we BS a bit more.... Found out about cool place to eat at VABeach in the evening...you know no date and all that stuff. Drove around and managed not to get a ticket Evening Valentines..after 5K run made myself all pretty and put enough cologne to make a French whore house blush...I go out to 501 City Grill. Nice place, I would have left the flounder filet without the batter, but not bad. Cool pictures on the walls. Ater food, I went to bar, drank a martini and drove around some neighbourhoods. Friend with whoom I was to get together fell asleep on the couch, so I did not get to see her....bummer Saturday...Holly shit was breakfest a show. I mean I was at this place and a bunch of very Christian people around. So I'm chowwing on my croissants...drinking my coffee..people around the coffee shop are talking about Geezus, religion and all....suddenly I see them touching each other's butts in a semi sit train...all praying and then one falls and just remains in the coffee shop entrance....hallelluyah scream all the rest!!! Bizzare I say Bizzare. I had to climb over the half dead dude twice to get my coffee So saturday afternoon the skydiver chick and I meet at Barnes&Noble..I mean a small tazp tea and all...pretty cool. That evening I go to pick her up and we have just the greatest evening...prolonged into the early morning hours ....Sunday morning she came into my room and woke me up. It ewas the best thing to happen to me. SKYDIVER CHICKS ROCK!!!!! ...left Sunday Aafternoon and managed to get back to FL alive Told Travis I would be in VA baeach, but he ignored me jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    LAKE WALES/Z-Hills

    Dude, talk to me...share unnel time? I am a Zhills jumper, but live approx. 4 miles from the tunnel. Specify dates...let's make trouble. How come I did not meet you assholes, I was in VABeach last weekend....oh yes, the cloud cover was to low to even do a base jump jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
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    Pray for us

    Homer baby, am I supposed to pray to the God that Blesses America or the God that Blesses Iraq. You sure as hell don't want me to pray to the God that Blesses me, cause then you are really fucked bro' I could always pray to the God that blessed the German soldiers at Stalingrad or to the God that blessed all our fallen brothers in Viet Nam. Maybe I will just not pray for you, but tell you to take good care of your good for nothing kiester and come back home safe? Watcha say? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  23. It's a fucking disaster, specially if they are ....well what can I say...Very simple jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  24. True, but not nearly as bad as mine: On valentines day my girlfriend had to go out to her 10th anniversary with her husband. All I had was her picture hung on the wall of the restaurant I went to eat at jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275
  25. You kretin, the we (the US) buy 10% of our oil from Iraq while we could be purchasing it elswhere. Go brush your teeth child. Va fangulo! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275