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Love I said periscope not radio. You know...me U-Boot captain and all jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Chemical formulas have a lot of magic in them. It definitely is an acid if you analyze it. Kristen: may I play periscope with your boobies (again) ? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

No, but on occasions it gives me wings jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I can't reveal, but I can share jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

...inform me of the latest exciting developments in your lives or else I shall annihilate your planet with my death rays... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

(Greenies hold me, please) My dear little friend. You have mentioned earlier in this thread that "we have the right to protect our country and the coutries of our friends" Truly a wonderful and wise statement. I would like to adivese you on a couple of facts: 1. I just found out from you that Iraq is the 51st state. Because it would have to be if we are protecting our country. 2. There is no such thing as friendin politics. There are temporary pollitical alliances. Mutual interests. Millitary alliances perhaps, but there are NOfriends in politics. On the international, national, state or county level. Did you ever have a friend at work who did not try to FUCK you? I bet you ass still hurts jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Muscular? Will do, I have improved much since TuTu Tango. Tan? Yeah baby by all means! Young? OK we might have a problem there, but I have magic powers Spanish? Nada! Sadly nada! Kristen hired me already but from me she can learn Yiddish, German, Polish, Russian (I leave french out, but I am fluent) but no Spanish. Hence the request. (Hans runns with a trash can lid over his head, hiding from Kevin who will without doubt chastize him for hijacking the thread) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Kramer you are one ugly mother, so tell me how did you get anyone to make you look so good? From the bottom of my heart: Congratulations on your 10th anniversary. Impressive my man! And thanks for the high altitude jump. Was unbelievable/ Still owe you massive beer! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I must say I have been under water...well...you know with a girl. OK so it was a shower, but I nearly drowned...but it was fun ...and by no means would I call it a dangerous act jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Do I have to say? Or will you just marry me? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Damn man, is it your mission in life to hijack every thread and turn it into some flame session? *kevin pulls out his book of animals* For some reason I don't see f14 pilot in my great book of animals, perhaps you should invest in such a book so you know how to appropriately reply to this thread. Have you seen the movie "Anger management" It's great, go and see it. Real fun. In my great book of animals there are lots of them. The F14 pilot, the politician, the lawyer....many many others. Some should wind up on my trophy wall. Have you ever shot skeet with F14s? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Armadillos are by far the coolest creature on earth. I would love to shoot me down an F14 pilot and have his head on my trophy wall jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

6 feet, 180 pounds and not much fat on me. Size does not matter when you jump out. I must say I think my penis is small because I drive a large car jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

As a non Britt I think that very likely there were documents found indicating that Saddam Hussein took a dump three times a day and that it was toxic. Sadly enough all the docimentation, including the evidence for the Twin Towers attack is completely classified ergo not true or non existent. In other words its complete Bull Shit (not to be confused with Red Bull - due to it's color obviously a communist invention) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Jimbo you are the man! Lets collectively chant: JUST SAY NO TO SHANNON!!! He is a bad person and hopefully will rot in the bad part of hell. He is a very very bad person edited to stess that shannon is a bad person and scum of the world jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I could not help myself. So who will say NO with me? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

So you a turncoat now? Or are you looking at Navy pilots? I heard they are....girls jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Of course I did mention that our education system was the best in the world...for those who want to learn. One of the biggest problem plaguing modern America is secondary illiteracy - the fact that most adults have problems with understanding simple written texts. Mind you not reading, but understanding what they read. It all sounds like BLAH BLAH BLAH to them. Of course your response was no personal attack. We will have none of these here, will we now? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

My dear little friend. Most things I have to say about our great country are VERY positive. We have the most efficient military machine in the world. The one eyed is the king of the blind in that capacity. Military and efficient mutually exclude each other just as in the very strange phrase"military intelligence". I will not comment about the conduct in the operation someone for some unknown reason called Iraqui Freedom as it was a complete blunder. We will suffer the consequences in the future. The support of the freed locals is obvious from the demonstrations going on. One thing we definitely achieved is what the arabs could not for the last 100 years - we united the Shia and Sunni muslims. Coming back to our country: We still have the biggest and most progressive economy in the world. We live in a gorgeous country and we do enjoy many freedoms. We have the best education system in the world (Yes we do - those who are willing can learn), we have the best medical system in the world and I could rant for hours and hours. Last but not least I live in the skydive Mecca of the world between ZHills, Deland and Sebastian and exactly 5 miles away from the wind tunnel. As to my jumps - I jump at ZHill, have plenty of friends to jump with as in ZHills we have already solved the problem and we take our heads out of our asses before we speak! Shalom! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Dude, I bet you are Mr. Gorgeous. Want to give me a call? I know this cool club in town. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Finaly a man who appreciates my true self - a scum I am. A few answers to follow: a) Seat belts are good. Very good as a matter of fact. I wear them relligiously b) Cameras in public are a violation of my freedom c) I am for free ownership of fire arms and for the right to brar them d) Roe vs. Wade? I stand very strongly for the right of the woman to decide I am also against relligion in schools, against affirmative action, for tax cuts for the rich, for a ballanced budget etc. etc. etc. I form my own point of view. Our justification for going into Iraq is a mystery to me, so if you care to enlighten me, do so. Just please don't tell me that Saddam Husein posed a threat to our national security, because I shall start pointing to: Afghanistan, Albania, China, Cuba, Iran, Lybia, North Korea, Pakistan, Syria all other countries in posession of WMD not mentioned here and several others. Now let's start with China.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Nope, not a threat. No need. I just think it is a bad idea to call anybody a traitor if you don't have evidence of trason as described by law. It just is a very serious accusation and people might seriously ask to have it substantiated. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

If you are still wandering what operation "Iraqui Freedom" (hahaha what a funny name) was all about think again. Or perhaps see who profited the most of it. In other words Americans and Iraquis both died so that the fuel price at the pump could be raised. It will never go to old levels. And who is going to pay for the total increased costs to the economy, plus the more expensive gas? You and I and the rest of us. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I think you can hardly call me a leftist. Most people here think I am a Nazi Liberty has nothing to do with leftism. What is leftist nowdays anyway? Freedom and liberty has only one meaning. Remember that there is only a thin wall between the extreme left and the extreme right. You may disagree with poeple, you ma oppose their views, but statements like "shut up and sing"? a) very primitive b) extremely against the freedom of speach In conclusion, having seen it myself I could call people who say that Communists. Or Nazis. Take your pick, both are equally bad in my book. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I totally agree with you. Tactfull and respectful are two words that in no way fit to my description. Doing bad things because your country tells you to do it is neither good nor honorable. And I wish to remind you that the country also consists of people who disagree. In other words it's doing awful things cause the Generals think it's OK. The government very often is never informed of them till the next press scandal. The question of conscientious objectors comes to mind. How do you refuse an order you disagree with? Then again if it is against your beliefs, how can you carry it out? (I think calling me a traitor might get me a bit upset...not a good idea) jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275