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OK, we may have education, but it does not make us scientists - as skydivers we come into the category of MAD Scientists. You know, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Evil. In other words you Sir have a degree in EVIL Microbiology, I have an EVIL MBA, we all are EVIL scietists on the plot to bring back the reign of the Flying Monkeys. But that brings me to my newest movie scenario.... jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

HT: by now you should know - all roads lead to Rome, all real tallent comes from ZHills Sadly enough my job decided to part with me so I am at home with a nasty cold. On saturday the FreeFlyers kept the Otter door open to about 8,000 feet and it was real hot on the ground - sweat and lots of cold fresh air -thats what got me. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I found ring of fire kind of cool. Not so bad at all. But down to business: Aliens attack the Earth by diverting a ateroind made of pure gold of it's path to strike the green planet. A group of scientist skydivers (I am on acid right) find a way of saving humanity. They mount two WARP Drive engines on to a Supper Otter, proppel themselves into space. They do not need to pressurize th Otter for a) they are wearing Spaceman suits from Tony b) the Otter has High Alt equipment. They use a canopy they stole from the Space Shuttle program (government naturally is against the plot as five star general is a camouflaged Alien - a wetback from Guatemala as a matter of fact) The Otter brings them to outer space altitude (six trillion gagillion milles AGL). They jump (there is three of them, two guys and a babe. They are both in love with her) do flock formation in their Bird Man suits and land without opening canopies (no gravity) on the asteroid. There they fight the aliens (half spiders, half women with three boobs). At first it does not work as the five star general has substituted their weapons with paint ball guns. Then one of the dudes (the less attractive on with a slight cocaine problem and three outstanding warrants for dressing as a priest and exposing himself to a donkey) after consuming half a case of beer (first flreefly in space) thrusts himself on the main alien spider/boobbabe and accidentaly spills beer all over her. She manages to pin him to the ground smashing him dead with the third boob yet gets a taste of beer and the binge begins. The Super Otter makes repeated beer runs to earth, the surviving dude runs the bar while the babe attaches the Space Shuttle canpoy to the asteroid. In the meantime the Otter crashes on the Moon, cause the hydraulics give up. That is however OK as all the alien spiderbabes are drunk as sorority girls on a Friday night. Meanwhile on Earth the plot of the five star general is discovered as he is overheard communicating in Spanish with the Alien mother ship. He is captured, tortured (it's ok he's not even human) and then stuffed and put for public display in the Cuban Escape museum in Kye West together with all the other rafts and infalted craft they used to come to Earth. Back to the Asteroid though - with all the spacebitches drunk and the main canopy attached they need to figure out a way of propulsion to thrust the asteroind into outer space. But that is not a problem - they are at tude and they had a hearty British breakfast (retired commander Bond briefed them on the mission). So the rip off huge chunks of the golden asteroid for ballast, moon the main canopy, evacuate gasses (fart in human) thus propelling the alien mother....s into space and at the same time themselves towards Earth. They descend at sunset greeted at their DZ by hundreds of fornicating skydivers (the world was about to end so everybody got to it) and buy beer (many, many, many firsts on this jump) as well due to the fact that they landed with a ton of ballast gold, buy a day of free jumps for everybody a the DZ next day. The president comes, gives them medals, the flag waves and everybody lives long and happy........but one day the spaceboobbabes will sober up....that's when I'll write the sequel jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

OK krasavitsa, did some research try www.skydive-belgium.net They have english versions and show two major Belgian parachute associations. You should find 8 DZs. You can Private Message/e-mail me if you need help. I am sitting at home with a cold (a f....g cold in Florida, sukinsyn!) and have nothing else to do jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Pammi - standards are the same for both sides. Men are the same as women. I knew there was something going on for a long time. I did not want to make any sudden moves as a) there was a little feller called Alex b) I was not without fault - but to have someone sleep in my bed WHILE my kid is at home - now that's rich. So I cut away on that relationship - 7 years down the tubes - WOW! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Priviet Marysha, what you probably want to do is go to www.uspa.org and then go to Dropzones. There you shoulf find USPA affiliated foreign DZ. As far as I remember there is quite a few from Belgium and they are all described in english. Have fun jumping - the have decent beer jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Hey worry not

Well, paintball under canopy - fellers, maybe that is not such a good idea. I mean it sounds appealing but you might get some REAL kills out of that one. I am trying to organize some paintball battles at the DZ. The problem is not everybody wants to committ the few buck for the equipment. The last time I did a full blown battle was in a huge old brick factory - loads of fun. It had large grounds, 3 storeys, multiple buildings - just perfect urban warfare. I managed to fall though the roof (nobody said it was entirely safe) yet still managed to get my assailant (in flight). It was a hard landing (no canopy to help me) but by no means did it put me out of commission. Loads and loads of fun. I envy you a bit, cause PGH has better grounds for paintball than Orlando. Not only is there the place in the Strip (right in the same bulding as the Metropol (The M) and Rosebud, but if you want to go for the real stuff the Ohiopile state park is just brilliant. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

This one really appeals to me, as it seems that no matter how bad the situation, everubody is getting shagged jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Good vibes to him nad his loved ones. Good he was wearing a brain bucket. Just shows you how important that is, though as far as I am concerned my Bonehead has a disclaimer stating that it is not designed to protect anybody from anything. How can we change that? jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I'm off to the airport to pick up my brothers - then it's the bars and tomorrow early morning DZ TIME All you white, black, yellow, red, blue or green, all you Muslims, Jews, Christians, Bhuddist non religious etc, all you ass...ols and fine people, all you with over 20,000 jumps and all you who are about to jump for the first time - Be excellent to each other and have one great, fabulous, excellent weekend!!!!!!!! jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Muenkel my man, by expressing such strong oppinions you are doing the culprit a favor. I figure what he wanted is controversy. Well now he got it. Leave him in peace - what's done is done. It is lack of attention that gets to people who crave it. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

I feel for you. I had the chice of Richmond alone or ZHills with my brothers. Chose my brothers - they are arriving in Orlando in just about 90 minutes. We will have FUN

Me Tarzan, me roar. Me normaly roar about modern literature, yet today me roar skydiving as tomorrow is DZ TIME! Me like Tami/Jane's remark though

No doubt about it Ed Ganley is a good guy. Skydive Pittsburgh was my first DZ away from ZHills. I had fun with them and was impressed both with their cordiality as well as with the superb Demo rigs they have. I am pretty sure he is just selling the DZ and not quitting the sport. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Yes, yes, you are right. You must be right. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

You got ir brother! I don't claim to be the Tiger Woods of skydiving, but I'm doing just fine. Got loads to learn, yet I do understand why I am doing it. The thing is I just am against developing personality cults to the likes of Mao and Stalin. At ZHills I get a lot of input and most valuable advice from Pip Redvers. I think he has got more than 14,000 jumps now. If I tried to use him as the "if you don't know then..." example, he would consider me mad. And I prize him for that - he is just a really nice guy. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Luke, I sense anger in you. Don't let the Dark Side take over your emotions I might never get it. Then again what do I care. Your oppinion is your oppinion. I am making fun of you guys and you are taking it all too serious. So, who did not get it? I suppose being to intense makes you loose perspective. I'm just a happy camper riding the waves of life. If you don't believe me, come jump with me

Relax...Take a deep breath...Relax...don't take things so seriously...take a deep breath...relax...learn to take a joke...it's all about fun............and if you don't know Kathy you are not a skydiver jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

9 years, 9000 jumps you say. Well sorry to brake the news, but according to some on this thread (who's names I shall not mention in order not to put them to shame...) that is just not good enough. No Sir, your friend is not a true skydiver for he has not been 10 years in the sport. So off you go, tell your frind he is not a skydier! And then let me share the laugh with you guys jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Could not agree more. I also agree: It's justified to brag a bit when trying to get laid. I mean anything is justified then jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

Got my vote - your's is by far the best jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

That is so true! It's all about the fun. I fully agree and support. The day it looses it's appeal will be sad, but then it will be time to move on jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

What a very true point. I think this discussion has come to a point where we are trying to prove that we are better believers that others, cause we say at least on prayer more. If that is the case than I will just jump alone. I had enough frustrated, confused individuals with inferiority complex in the corporate world. People! Get a life! Let's have fun together and not be like little boys going: "Nana nana nana I got more baseball cards than you do! And you daddy only has a GTO and mine has a Mustang. And the GTO does not have a horse on the grill and the Mustang has, nana nana nana" This is a real quote! I was 4 years old and my Dad had the GTO. I was 4 years old and I vowed NEVER to be like my poor little 6 year old small minded friend who's dad had the Mustang. Peace, jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275

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