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  1. I've got two words for ya: hike and BASE. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  2. So now we have a fat guy sitting on a bucket with an air compressor in the other end (of the bucket). Is this like a potato gun only with fat guys? This is sooo wrong -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  3. I understand what you're saying. I just wanted to see the divided sides of every imaginable argument that has ever stemmed from anything related to this come together and remember what it is that they're arguing about. Maybe taking a break to remember what it is that we're trying to prevent here will add a sense of reality to the incessant arguments and finger pointing. Heck, it could even lead to a greater cooperation and understanding between all the different elements of society. Yes, I know I'm being naive. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  4. This discipline seems to draw a lot of competitors. I know probably as much people that are interested in style and/or accuracy as I know freeflyers. Also note that the group is not mutually exclusive, ie, there are freeflyers that occasionally do a styleset or fly an accuracy approach and vice versa. Finally, accuracy can teach control of a large canopy in all modes of its flight, so it would be a good read for anyone. Count me in. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  5. At 9:59am on September 9th, 2001, the south tower of the World Trade Center collapsed. To me, this marks the the point where 9/11 went from horrible to unbelievable. I propose that everyone, left or right, French and American, heck, even Arab, take a minute of silence at 9:59am tomorrow morning to reflect on the thousands of lives that ended exactly 2 years ago. May our children never experience this. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  6. I was visiting my ex in her (high)school when a friend of mine walked by telling me that terrorists crashed planes into the WTC and the Pentagon like it was no real big deal. I stood there stunned for maybe 5 minutes and then ran to the nearest computer. I spent the rest of the next 3 days glued to the TV screen with a mix of horror, sadness, and utter disbelief. I may disagree with a lot of your foreign policy and whatnot else, but I have several personal American friends and I, despite appearances, really like most of you people. I will personally take a minute of silence 9:59 tomorrow morning. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  7. In this case the pressure will force your arse open (I'm assuming that your arse muscles are not strong enough to hold your entire weight up all by themselves) and depressurize through your digestive tract, resulting in a very loud (probably damaging) burp. Edit: Also, your arse needs to open to expel additional gases. Your intestines probably cannot create sufficient pressure to pressurize the bowl enough for takeoff. As (almost added another s there) GigaBuist said, you'd need an air compressor. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  8. A google search for "famous quotes" yields the following webpages: http://www.cs.virginia.edu/~robins/quotes.html http://www.quotationspage.com/ http://www.quoteland.com/ http://www.famous-quotations.com/ Interestingly enough, www.quotes.com ended up being crap (hence no clicky). Enjoy. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  9. And what is wrong with that point? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  10. You're missing the simple point that the pressure builds continuously with time. So there will be a point in time where you will just start to lift off. So now your ass is off the bowl, the pressure equalizes, and you settle back down. It would probably sound like a fart, really. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  11. As I see it this mostly says that the current administration is blowing hot air in order to: a) make people feel safer, and b) promote itself. Moussaoui should be punished, how the hijackers seized the planes is really irrelevant because there are plenty of security holes for them to utilize next time, the reason why the US is now in Iraq is JFK-ian freedom-bringing and not because Iraq had anything to do with, well, anything, protecting against simple biological attacks is important anyway, noone gives a damn who profited from what, and we already know someone in the rather prolific intelligence agencies fucked up royally. While it's an interesting read, I don't find it particularly enlightening. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  12. Push

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    I got the punchline before the end of the joke, so I ruined it for myself -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  13. Nikes -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  14. 1:3:1 1 semester starting. You know, normally I enjoy my program, but damn... 2 sitfly jumps, the second one was free and it was the first time I not only felt the sit but kept it, too. 90% of the dive was in a sit. Freeflying is the shiznit! 1 first night jump! It was awesome! I'm not even gonna try to describe it. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  15. Try doing the very last dance move without music, lights, floor, anything. Just GWB humpin' away. Now that is quality entertainment! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  16. Even if you manage to successfully intervene, he will most likely go back into remission after a few months. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  17. I only took the runway as an example. But anyway, my question has been answered. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  18. CCR is great. Definitely get that. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  19. If you just fly in full glide, or even brakes, over the runway, would you get lifted up? I've never been to a DZ with a paved runway. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  20. Oh wow. Now there's a mental image I just didn't need. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  21. Sorry, I just can't imagine it, could you demonstrate? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  22. See attachment -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  23. I shudder to ask, but how do you burn off the pubes, which are in the front, by lighting a fart, which comes out the back? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  24. So make Bill do it. EDITED TO ADD: I'm a pooh-bah now. Oh, the irony. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.
  25. How about WARNING: Severe injury or death may result from inserting product in rectum. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.