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Come on dude, its a jokes thread lighten up or we'll have to change your name to Cheerfuljeffrey! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Two Pakistanian guys wanted to become more American. The first guy decides to make a bet to see who can become the most American after one year. One year later, the two guys meet. The first guy says, "I drive a Cheverolet Truck, my son plays baseball for the school, I own a house in a respectable neighborhood, and I drink Budweiser." The other guy says, "Fuck you, Towelhead!" When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq. Alexander says, "Wow, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India." Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks." There is a long pause as three continue to watch events. Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had that Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign." When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

This American tourist in London gets into a cab and asks the cabbie to show him the sights. The driver takes him to Buckingham Palace where the American declares...."hell you call that a Palace? In the Stateswe have houses way bigger than that!" So the Cabbie takes him to Tower Bridge, where the American declares..."Hell boy, you call that a bridge? In the States we have bridges way bigger than that!" So a bit hacked off the cabbie takes him to Harrods, where the American declares...."Hell boy, you call that a shop? In the states we have shops way bigger than that!" The cabbie starts to smile and drives the Yank to Wapping where he parks across from the News of the world just as a lorry is unloading the paper. "Whats that?" asks the American. "Oh, thats a public toilet" Answers the cabbie.... When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The South Africans winning that was fucking awesome! As for the Americans, I didn't care where they came in that race so long as South Africa won. Though I have to admit I did chuckle when the US came third, much for the same reasons that Eroll stated above. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Desperate times call for desperate measures Jeffery. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Sounds like he had it coming. However, as a point of law. theres a fine line between self defence and retribution. ie: Was he still a threat when he was shot? Personaly I hope she gets off. Another scumbag off the planet, good ridence. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Yea but thats nothing, check out that blue moon! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Actualy John, and I mean this sincerly.......I agree totaly. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

To tell you the truth Tonto, I have to agree, the pound dollar thing is great, I got a whole brand new rig tailor made for half price As for the Bush Kerry thing, I'm pretty board of hearing about it. Theres alot more things going on in the world that are far more interesting. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Ok maybe it sounded a bit extreame. You're right Wimbledon is a nice area, I grew up in Peckham and Brixton, sounds like alot has changed there. But I'm sick of walking down the road with pissed out of they're head 15 year olds giving it the large, and In, ger, lund....Ing, ger, lund....Ing, ger,lund..... The STD thing is very real and so is violent crime, most of it for no reason other than mindless violence. Maybe I'm slightly jundice working in a A&E dealing with little old ladies that have had the shit kicked out of them for the pitence in their purses (happens all the time) or piss heads with fractured 5th MCs where they've punched a wall or their missus. I've also had a crap week, and only two days off in two months, guess I just need a break. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I have always been a patriot. I grew up a conservative (somewhat like Republican) as I've got older my politics have changed towards the centre. I live in London in one of the nicer parts where thousands of American (and other) tourists come every year to watch two people knock a little green ball back and forth over a net. I also live in a very different culture to the one where I grew up in, even though its the same location. I'm not against guns but I don't think they can be made available to the British public as the public are not ready for that step at the moment. I live in a country where the streets are controled by drunk youths, where violent crime is increasing all the time. Where there are no morals (generaly speaking) no public sense of responsibility. Where the unmarried teenage mother rate is higher than anywhere in Europe and sexualy transmitted disease is out of control. We live in danger from Eastern European and Jamacan drugs gangs and honesty, integrity and courage are laughed at. This country is on a social slide down the shitter. Recent polls showed that over 70% of Britans wanted out. After having donned two of her Majesties uniforms all I can say is I can't wait to leave. This was a great country but its being( if not already) ruined. Time to bale. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The reason that firearms were taken away from the legal owners was a cheap government ploy to appease a overly hysterical public after the Hungerford shootings. It was a ill thoughtout knee jerk reaction to public hysteria whipped up by a powerful tabloid culture. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Because he's fat, I hate fat people! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It depends which figures you look at. I'm going by the crime reported figures. Still want a gun, A BIG GUN!!!!! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

OK, I've changed my mind. JohnRich, Kennedy and yes, even Ol' Peaceful J himself are right! We here in the UK need GUNS! Figures released yesterday show violent crime in the UK up by 12%, in London its up by 37%!!!! Enough is enough! Fuck Iraq! Fuck Al Q and OBL too! Sort out this shithole that was once a country to be proud of Tony! Give me a gun or let me get out of this sesspit! [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3074501.stm[url] When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

ROFLMAO When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Aspart of a social contract, be it written (law) or unwritten(Manners) so that onecanfunction withina society. In fact soone can have a society in thefirst place. Basicly its for selfish reasons, if we work together we survive, are protected and are fed. None of this would be so easily achivable without the basic social building blocks which depend on each member of the society working for the good of the society which is dependent on people being and having morals. Morals are also very culturaly dependent. When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Cool Caz, I'll be there! I wonder if the Nethers/Headcorn mob will blow out again? When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

While cycling fast to work I looked down to see my chest strap of my backpack was undone and almost crapped myself! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Hell I'm off out to get me a gun! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

BLOODY HELL!!!! I AGREE with Peacefuljeffery TWICE in one week!!!!! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

OH MY WORD! I AGREE WITH PeacefulJeffery!!!! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Thats 'cas you don't have a gun sonny! Hell, what else ya supposed to do? YA'ALL NEED GUNS! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca