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  1. Shotgun
    I did meet pds once, so I'm pretty sure he is real (though it could have just been an alcohol-induced hallucination) . I am married to skeletor (who hardly ever posts on here), so I'll say that he is real too. I have also met viking and moodyskydiver (possible hallucinations as well) and clownburner (when I was disguised as Ron Jeremy ). I know for a fact that quade does NOT exist, and am horribly amused at how many of you have been fooled so far. Then there are quite a few other people on here that I know (some I know fairly well), but I do not want to publicly embarrass them by announcing that they know me. Oh, well I guess I could at least mention sbs and FeMike because I enjoy publicly embarrassing them.
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    Oh thanks, Timmy. I still have scars from the last time a giraffe kicked my ass.
  3. Shotgun
    Thanks, JP. (Well, unless that was sarcastic)...
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    Giraffes piss me off too! Why do they have those stupid spots all over them? What's up with THAT???
  5. Shotgun
    Why so early? It's not like you have to be at work on time in the morning.
  6. Shotgun
    Hmm, you mean like playing with Playdoh???
  7. Shotgun
    Judging from your avatar, I'm guessing "psycho" was the correct word.
  8. Shotgun
    Ok, that one's pretty bad too... but then again, my sister IS hot!
  9. Shotgun
    Yep, something tells me Ivan has had a little experience with the women-folk before.
  10. Shotgun
    BURN!!!!!.....
  11. Shotgun
    Dude! What are you doing hangin' with Ron Jeremy???
  12. Shotgun
    Could anyone give me a brief rundown on how to use the chatroom? Tried to use it once but I guess I was too drunk/stupid to figure it out. And I can't find any instructions... Thanks!
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    And didn't we vote that you were supposed to change your name to Hand Solo? Excuse me, MISTER Hand Solo... Or was that only if you got a job in the porn industry???
  15. Shotgun
    I had a bunch of leg warmers back then, but for some reason they never looked as good on me as they did on Olivia Newton John!
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    Personally, I find it funny when Ivan plays the repost police - it gives me a laugh. I'm sure he does it in light-hearted fun and not because he really cares. Also, it gives a link to what people have said in the past about the same thing, which is sometimes interesting... If it annoys you then maybe you could just skip over his posts? (That's what I do with posters who habitually annoy me ;-)
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    Hmm, I hadn't thought of that. Tonight I will sneak out there with my flashlight and see if it is really Pat and his crazy friends making that noise. Not sure where he lives, but it's probably not too far from here!
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    It's a LOT of freakin' frogs. They do make a really cool sound though.
  19. Shotgun
    As of last night, I seem to have about a bezillion frogs outside my window... making the most beautiful music.
  20. Shotgun
    I can't see it either. Are you really a pornstar?
  21. Shotgun
    I was gonna say Mud Puppy, but looks like you beat me to it. So that one gets a second vote.
  22. Shotgun
    Thanks.
  23. Shotgun
    Now you're talkin'... I've always wanted to start my own religion!
  24. Shotgun
    Good morning.
  25. Shotgun
    He he, I am famous now because I am quoted in a sig line!