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Holy Shit! I didn't see who this was - It's lurker Steve! How ya been buddy? Been good, just coming off a 2 week vacation/drinking/party'n/insanity run.....it was fun though and i think i finally stopped shaking the other day

A new priest was so nervous at his first Mass that he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass." So next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after Mass, he found this note on the door: To Our New Curate - A few tips. Sip the vodka, don't gulp it. There are 10 commandments, not 12. There are 12 deciples, not 10. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late JC. The Father, Son and the Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook. David Slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. When David was hit by a rock and knocked of his donkey, don't say he was stoned of his ass. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "eat me." The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry." Next Sunday, there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Thanks all you silly ass americans I'll be party'n in Edmonton (fly ouy tomorrow morn) And getting some ice diving in (scuba) woo hoo, i'll bring back some pics Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

You should investigate a little before you bring such things up. The US under the Bush Administration threatened to veto the UNSC resolutions asking to keep peacekeepers in the area unless US soldiers were granted complete imunity to international crimes. Scary. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Nice mustang, mines in the garage and i have to wait till winter is over to let her loose again Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Thats ok i thought this thread was going to be about me! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

"The first suspect demanded, "Give me Sean's keys," but when the victim told the gunmen he did not know what they were talking about, they struck him over the head with the pistol numerous times, police said. The victim told police he eventually gave the suspects his own keys." Sounds like this is more than just an attempt at home invasion. He wanted the keys and knew the mans name, could be the police are just using the gun charge to hold the home owner until they can investigate further into somthing else. just a thought. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

how about "Line Stretch" Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

I'll be sure to get drunk tonight for you and do a good happy dance, congrats!

http://www.riflebarrels.com/articles/50calibre/50sniping.htm damn good shot by the marine though, keep it up. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Close friend of mine was in Medak Pocket in 1993, he finally received a medal for his actions 2 years ago. It was largely covered up for a long time, but finally someone has wrote a book about it. Should be a good read if not a little troubling....it's called "the ghosts of medak pocket" should any of you want to look for it. Medak Pocket Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Merry Christmas from Cana... Oops, I mean the US to all

Happy Birthday Renee

Paging Justin Uranus...Would A Justin Uranus please come to customer service Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Hope it's heals quick Mujie!!! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

kerry is doing very well right now....and it really has nothing to do with what either of them is talking about.....he is speaking into the camera....he is talking too the people watching. Bush is all over the place. Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Half british, half Hungarian Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

it's that way too confuse you Clint, i can see it's working! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

I don't know what your talking aboot Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

And i'm already here! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

thanks

Quick question for the perris people, what is the easiest/best way to get to the DZ from the airport in Ontario? Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Awww come on now Clay....your just still mad because my boarding team stopped your shipment...it was nothing personal i swear! Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap.

Brodeur doubtful for Team Canada's game today vs the Czech's ....the good news is his back up is Roberto Luongo or Jose Theodore.