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  1. TitaniumLegs
    This assumes that: - Your AAD is on. - Your AAD is set correctly - You don't put yourself in a situation in which the AAD can't help, like a low cutaway What am I saying? We all know that AADs are 100% reliable and fully automatic and we should trust them 100%. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasti. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    I'll be jumpin somewhere... and yes we do It's: Timmae! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    If we dug you into a Sebazz hole at the beach, would you even be able to see out? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    We played for a "training" event in military college one time. I got hit in the neck from about 8 feet. Blood everywhere. The guy thought he killed me. It was funny as hell, and I was the one bleeding!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    They aren't. They get eaten by little brown monsters with big pointy teeth. Even better: All Your Kitty Are Belong To Us (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    You're still a virgin? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Shouldn't you be writing a thesis or something? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    We gotta bring drunk dial numbers, too.... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    The Monterey Otter has floor padding instead of seats. We kneel to hook up. I told this one cute tandem to get on her knees for hookup and she thought I meant hands and knees.... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    You're in love with burgers and beer? Well, that's understandable. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    [reply It was an "epic" sunset, yet I didnt see the green flash Dude, it was a green FLASK, as in bottle, as in the beer you were drinking! I concur it was a good time. "No shit" stories all around. I'm bringing a shovel next time! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    "Don't unhook us yet - I'm really enjoying this position." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    No kidding! Did I miss something last night after the beach? (Besides almost running out of gas at night on Skyline...) (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    I can go get the other helmet.... Edit: And be @your office in 30 minutes... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    So I tried it out, and got one. Really funny to nail the cats with it. It's not very accurate, so mostly it just goes whizzing by. They turn their heads to follow the blast with this "What the hell was that?" look. It was great fun at the DZ on Saturday night. Brought it into work today for the first time. The bosses think it's funny as hell. I'm looking for somebody with a toupé... (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Colours will also change dramatically with exposure to sunlight. I sent my Stiletto in for reline and patches and I almost thought they had used a different colour for the magenta, because it had faded so much. They should pre-fade patch material for faded canopies! (OK, maybe not.) Peter (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Something is wrong with the stats we're building. I refuse to believe that 88% (at the moment) of all jumpers have never been on probation! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    July 28, 1990. I ask myself the same question! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Do you want to spend $100+ to ship 1 or 2 smokes? I suspect it's not worth *your* money. If it's that important, buy the hundred and sell them in Europe, if you think there's demand. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    They probably would if you asked the right questions. It's just not worth the shipping and customs hassles for most people. You're importing an explosive, don't forget! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Maybe I wasn't clear. I'm looking for prices better than Paragear. Can Action Air do that? (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    I'm looking for M18, "Superior" or whatever. Obviously not explosive or white phosphorous or anything really nasty like that. Any ideas? Thanks (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Well, maybe not here, but certainly enough places. It used to be pretty easy here. And there is nothing to stop somebody from buying a weapon elsewhere and bringing it here. It's not like there's any kind of border control, except to ask you if you have any fruits and vegetables. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.
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    Tipping

    TitaniumLegs replied to bkdice's topic in The Bonfire

    Like I said, the cost of the food as gone up. At a constant percent tip, that means the tips go up as a function of food price. There's your raise. If we increase tip percent as well, you're getting a better raise than I am. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me.